chode🐻

[Tanaka 🇿🇼 @tanaka_power_]

HMRC every time you get a bonus:

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Seems legit.

[loveofhuns x @loveofhuns]

Did anyone else’s alert say this??

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

Life humbles you. The older you get, the less you stress the big things and the more you value the little things. A calm cosy home, good food on your table, enough sleep and being surrounded by your loved ones. A happy heart, tranquility and simplicity become your ultimate goals.

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

ffs whoever is in charge of the billboards at netflix needs firing

[Cardi BTEC @amelia_perrin]

the 6 month old sweet potatoes in the back of my cupboard:

[Harry @HarryLight_]

“Stop being picked on at school” is arguably a worse name

[Lucy @LMAsaysno]

bit harsh

[͏ ͏͏ ͏𐙚 @softdeIicacy]

sunflower bouquets.

[Jay @idek_tb]

My favorite sense of humor 😂

[chode🐻 @jodiefletcherx]

@JordanLFletcher 😂😂😂😂

[OTL @onetime_line]

A private life is usually a more happy life.

Only share things if sharing brings more benefit than keeping it private.

[Heddlu Dyfed-Powys Police @DyfedPowys]

🍕 “Hi, is that Dominos?” 🍕
That’s what a woman asked when she phoned 999 recently.
One of our incident handlers, Emma, replied by telling the caller she’d phoned police – only for the woman to ignore this and ask for a pizza ‘immediately’
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