JoMama

jodijoff on everything including cash app

[JoMama @jodijoff]

Why is taking a new mascara out of the package the hardest thing to do on planet earth

[JoMama @jodijoff]

I think it’s so funny when I see a car and their lights look angry😂 as if the whole car is just a face and his eyes are scowling

[JoMama @jodijoff]

Still feel dead to the world this flu fucked me

[JoMama @jodijoff]

That’s ya girl in the bright pink sash

[Nicole Nichelle @alamanecer]

Name an animated movie soundtrack that didn’t have to go so hard. I’ll start.

HERCULES

[JoMama @jodijoff]

@Tenacious___B Unos B…. Unos 🤣🤣🤣

[JoMama @jodijoff]

This man walked into the restaurant yesterday and told me he needed catering for 30 people, I broke down prices and this man was FLABERGASTED tell me y he genuinely whole heartedly thought he could get food catered for 30 PPL for 150 DOLLARS. BRO this happens all the time too 🥴

[JoMama @jodijoff]

Me whenever I check the time at any point on any day

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

The time has come to roll a blunt.

[JoMama @jodijoff]

It’s science

[JoMama @jodijoff]

Whenever I make a sandwich I always cut it so one half is slightly bigger then I eat the small half first so I can look forward to the bigger one after

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

Me high af in public trying to walk normal

[JoMama @jodijoff]

If your mom doesn’t heart react to your booty pic stories on ig is she EVEN YOUR MOM

[JoMama @jodijoff]

Gonna act up with B on Saturday and I don’t even know if WE’RE ready for it let alone anyone else 🤣🤣🤣😂

[JoMama @jodijoff]

Lmfao me with princess peach

[pj @pjayevans]

Hey man I noticed you picked yoshi. Do you mind letting me have him or else.

[JoMama @jodijoff]

@_Rielllll Damn you alright I woulda been sweating

[JoMama @jodijoff]

The stupidity of customers never ceases to amaze me

[JoMama @jodijoff]

@Tenacious___B 😂😂😂

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

The sun at 4:30 pm today https://t.co/karM7JPvgi

[JoMama @jodijoff]

Me leaving any event

[sharon mitchells stunning weave @sharon_weave]

Me randomly deciding to leave the club without telling anyone https://t.co/Epd3tjKlut

[JoMama @jodijoff]

LMAO

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me