Joe Termini

Grace is the only way.

[Joe Termini @joe_termini]

Can I get whole wheat toast with butter? Waiter “Sir we don’t butter your toast” lady next me. “Can I get a milkless milk shake “ waiter “ sure thing” 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Joe Termini @joe_termini]

What I love about @Beyonce is that she can get me wiggling and waving my hand at 9am in the grocery store singing along too all the single ladies.

[Joe Termini @joe_termini]

Stranger things is scary ! I am 100% sleeping with the LIGHTS ON!

[Brian Houston @BrianCHouston]

On Vision Sunday we streamed our multi-media presentation to
26 Countries
111 Campuses
251… https://t.co/yUc26rbOwe

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I just ate frozen Gyoza and I am not recommending it .... However it’s delicious and it’s usually not crunchy in this case it is. #justsayin

[Joe Termini @joe_termini]

NEW YORK CITY

[Joe Termini @joe_termini]

I bought 2x ply paper towels today. They work fantastic.

[Joe Termini @joe_termini]

Going to order food from my bathtub !!! @Postmates can I get some more bubbles with that side of avocado ?! #its10amandiamdonefortheday

[Joe Termini @joe_termini]

I was provided shades ... who goes to the dentist without SUNGLASSES?! #rookieathisrootcanal.

[Joe Termini @joe_termini]

I am at the dentist and I forgot my sunglasses. #fail

[Joe Termini @joe_termini]

I just found out I am not a 10 I am a 9.3 it hurts...

[Joe Termini @joe_termini]

I Am so hungry. @Postmates can you send me food?! Not sure how this works. I live in Brooklyn

[Joe Termini @joe_termini]

I just got laughed at by this guy in the grocery store. While pushing my cart I blurted out “Every thug needs a lady “ in my best Ja Rule voice. Mind you I am wearing a T-shirt that says free hugs!

[Joe Termini @joe_termini]

Twitter - the instagram of words-

[Joe Termini @joe_termini]

These millennials be judging ! For real though can you imagine if @supreme made milk shakes ! @haileybaldwin

[Joe Termini @joe_termini]

Microwaveable burritos !!!! They are ice cold!!!! FROZEN!! HARD AS A ROCK. 1 MIN microwave still FROZEN on one side. 30 sec MORE HOTTER THAN MOLTEN LAVA!!!!!

[Joe Termini @joe_termini]

Overalls cameras late nights and selfies !!! #studionights @ Sydney, Australia https://t.co/aTO3bmpwcq

[Joe Termini @joe_termini]

Beautiful adventures. https://t.co/3MOxUtjJNQ

[Joe Termini @joe_termini]

We don't need to get to God. He has already come for you! Nothing can separate Gods love for… https://t.co/S8oluJAayi

[Joe Termini @joe_termini]

The road has many lessons. The lesson I learned yesterday that although I took extreme… https://t.co/jXTrK5loIA