Joe Smith

[The New York Times @nytimes]

A 5-year-old from Queens won $5,000 in a Jalen Brunson look-alike contest this week. After he won, the boy turned to a camera and had this to say: “Thank you, Polymarket!” https://t.co/j3494DeeNz

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

Batya you’ve spent the last few years cosplaying as working class whisperer. You want to leave NYC and your Israeli friends and come down to North Georgia and talk to people who can’t afford gas or fertilizer? The working class is not in love with your foreign agenda.

[American Footballin' @AmFootballin]

The U.S. has not won consecutive matches at a World Cup since the 1930 inaugural tournament 👀

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

A few shots of the Reflecting Pool today as crews continue working to remove the algae while paint continues peeling from the bottom. June 19, 2026. REUTERS/Aaron Schwartz.

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

A look at President Trump’s long history of making up stories or telling extremely dubious stories about someone supposedly having privately begged him for something, a cousin category to his “burly working-class man crying in Trump’s presence” tales: https://t.co/ZsBwUDapvq

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Don’t threaten us with a good time.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Absolutely. I’ll lead the charge

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

TSA warned Europeans not to try to fly home from the World Cup with bottles of ranch dressing.

Kraft is now releasing a pack of TSA-compliant ranch packets that add up to a full bottle.

[KELLY COHEN @ByKellyCohen]

Unreal marketing. 10/10

[Alec Lasley @allasley]

BREAKING: Indiana lands Rivals300 linebacker Jalaythan Mayfield -- the highest rated commit in its 2027 class.

https://t.co/4resCyeXkL #iufb

[Alec Lasley @allasley]

ICYMI - Indiana’s 2027 class moves up to No. 28 overall, with some targets still on the board. #iufb

https://t.co/tqGRSovYBq

[Tony Reali @TonyReali]

Imagining Patrick Ewing’s response to City Hall accidentally giving his retired number to Dillon Jones:

“Do you practice that parade?”

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Gotta fill out a TPS report with the correct cover sheet and submit it to Mullah Bob to transit the strait now.

[Phil Stewart @phildstewart]

(Reuters) - Iran's Strait of Hormuz body said on Friday it would waive planned fees to use the strait during a 60-day negotiation period under the memorandum of understanding signed with the United States this week.

Ships seeking passage through the strait while the interim agreement is in force must submit transit requests at least 48 hours before arrival, Iran's Persian Gulf Strait Authority (PGSA) said in a notice.

Iran would waive fees for security, safety, environmental services and related insurance during the period, while requiring vessels to coordinate routes and transit times in advance due to areas affected by mines and to ensure safe navigation.

[Old Man Lefty @OldManLefty1]

Two men, including one whose life sentence was commuted by then-South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem, have been charged in the death of a 14-year-old girl whose body was found in a rural area.. https://t.co/EqkVAgrrDX

[David J. Bier @David_J_Bier]

US citizen Leonardo Garcia Venegas spent months trying to get DOJ and DHS to disclose the identities of the anonymous DHS agents who have illegally abducted him three times in Alabama, so that he could sue them. They refused but finally a court has ordered them to.

[David J. Bier @David_J_Bier]

DOJ argues that it can unconstitutionally and illegally trespass onto private property to abduct US citizens at their job sites because the US citizen workers don't own the job site, so they have no expectation of privacy on the job site. So they will keep doing it... 😡

[Beau Sorensen 🇺🇦 @sorrogrande]

If you saw your parents doing this, you’d be calling the neurologist.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Habitual lying is the culture of the Republican Party. Even the most absurd, preposterous lies are pushed daily to gullible rubes.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

MORE: The Reflecting Pool has more algae in it than at any recorded point in the month of June for at least five years, according to a specialized analysis of satellite data. https://t.co/PMQ2QFk9pU