Joe Balfantz

[Joe Balfantz @joebalfantz]

I can see why Sergey went back to working those long hours. Can't let Larry bump you down like that!

[Matthew Green @matthew_d_green]

Does anyone have a connection to Randall Munroe (@xkcd) or any way to reach his company? I’m writing a book and wanted to license some of his cartoons but can’t get a response from his licensing or press email addresses.

[Joe Balfantz @joebalfantz]

@MathMatize No, you have to wait until Duovigintember 7th in the US

[Mallory Smith @mallorysmithtv]

BREAKING: Bunnak “Hannah” Landon has been found GUILTY of first degree murder in the death of 6-year-old Bella Fontenelle. The jury reached a verdict after deliberating for a little less than an hour #BunnakLandonTrial

[Joe Balfantz @joebalfantz]

@lsu_capital @mattdean_02 @TIGERS_4L @grok who’s he talking about?

[Joe Balfantz @joebalfantz]

I guess it was a movie instead… #wicked

[Joe Balfantz @joebalfantz]

Watching #wednesdaynetflix reminds me of Elphaba and Glinda meeting as roommates for the first time. So, when are we getting a Netflix series for #wicked?

[Joe Balfantz @joebalfantz]

You know, the bullet went by, it reminds me of Reagan, really, he survived a gunman, just like me and JFK, the great ones all deal with gunmen, not Biden, they never tried to shoot him, why, cause he’s not really that great, when they shoot you that’s greatness…

[Joe Balfantz @joebalfantz]

@Whotfismick Add two more walls to get that “You” vibe

[Joe Balfantz @joebalfantz]

Nobody has EVER played air hockey this way.

[Joe Balfantz @joebalfantz]

@Roshan_Rinaldi Nah, she was dressed as a wife, not a handmaid. She knows her position in Gilead.

[Joe Balfantz @joebalfantz]

Biden looks so bad walking into the House, they must have put funeral makeup on him.

[lcamtuf @lcamtuf]

A word of caution: I just learned that there is an individual on the internet spreading falsehoods

[Joe Balfantz @joebalfantz]

Lachlan Murdoch takes over... So, does that mean real-life Kendall won or real-life Roman won? #succession

[Joe Balfantz @joebalfantz]

And how did the moon get in FRONT of the mountain?

[Joe Balfantz @joebalfantz]

Don’t you just hate when you forget to shut off your phone’s flashlight before putting it in your pocket?

[Joe Balfantz @joebalfantz]

Oh, and where’s this pocket located exactly?

[Joe Balfantz @joebalfantz]

The Superdome wore #redforbella

[Joe Balfantz @joebalfantz]

Are you looking to extract text information from a website in javascript? ChatGPT recommended gander.js, which did all my tasks in one library. Have you tried gander.js? I did and learned that ChatGPT made the project up out of thin air!

[Joe Balfantz @joebalfantz]

1% is huge! For an additional 1%, I'd punch a philosopher, I'd tug on Superman's cape, I'd kick a god, I'd yell at a nun, I'd hail mary a puppy, I'd go back to the past and have my mom try to kiss me, I'd sit in the LSU student section singing Sweet Home Alabama, I'd...

[David Benjamin @thetoyman1]

So I wake up a little while ago, and see Joe Biden has CHANGED the rules for Mortgage Rates? If you have a credit score of 740+ you will pay an EXTRA 1% on your mortgage. Those with 620 or less will get a 1.75% DECREASE? How is this legal? 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[Joe Balfantz @joebalfantz]

@Austen I started muting and blocking those accounts. Twitter has slowly gotten the hint in the last two months.