Joe Jones

Back on Twitter. Just to follow like 5 accounts. Only the most carefully curated retweets.

[Joe Jones @joebjones1982]

@TomColeOK04 Well done. Begging the Tzar for what was legally appropriated by congress. This kind of groveling will be the end of this country. This is not only inefficient but also illegal.

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@eigenrobot …I left with four stupid looking 2 and 3 toned pinstriped suits that fit poorly and set me back about $2,000. At work I got as much shit as I did pitty. After a few checks I bought solid navy and light gray suits from Mr Ned’s.

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@eigenrobot This is good advice. I’m currently a rich guy with lots of suits made by a great tailor. 24 years ago I needed suits for my first finance job. I was from a poor family and had never worn a suit. I asked the guy at macys how I could make sure the top matched the bottom…

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@quantian1 @GRoditiD The best farmer I know studied operations research and every year he looks at the farm bill and optimizes.

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@ONAN_OUS I remember before Seamless the analysts in 200W would walk across the street to Whole Foods and use their dinner allowance to buy groceries. And that was slightly post GFC.

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@NxlAnglo Also BabyBjorn and Minecraft.

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@mnolangray 110% is better.

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@Soulful1865 There’s like an 80% chance that the guy who stole the truck and smashed up all those cars is a cop. Curious how this plays out.

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@DavidKlion I visit there a lot for work and to see in laws. It has excellent restaurants. And if you’re willing to eat past 9pm on a weeknight you can get same day reservations basically anywhere. It’s amazing.

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@vanderhoofy Great book.

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@quantian1 @SwannMarcus89 Please, nobody tell him what the margins in asset management are.

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@SwannMarcus89 You do in fact have to work to eat (if you exclusively want to eat by ordering burrito taxis).

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@NBA_University Long Philly and short Boston. Close out in December for a profit. Boston will still probably win the east but doesn’t deserve those odds.

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@JDVance Why did compare Trump to Hitler and then decide to be his VP candidate? Why did your views on Hitler change?

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@JessicaNutt96 @JDVance Now he’s saying that the Hitler comparison was a compliment.

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@BarryOnHere Dude was +4 against Dream Team II. He is incredible.

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@NBA @usabasketball Wild that Jokic was +4 and his team lost by 26. It was just like watching Nuggets games.

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@MC_of_A Vance needs regular videos of coitus to completion over a period of at least 36 months and only then will he certify a woman as having tried and failed to make babies.

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