Joe Blundo

Columnist who is in favor of whatever's funny.

[Joe Blundo @joeblundo]

@cblundo You’re holding a vulture made of discarded garden implements. No wonder we look morose.

[Joe Blundo @joeblundo]

@cblundo Is there even such a thing as cleaning a bathroom too often?

[Joe Blundo @joeblundo]

Until the state honors my public records request for the 40 yard dash times of all legislators, I won’t know whether to be impressed.

[Darrel Rowland @darreldrowland]

That's only 38 yards...

[Joe Blundo @joeblundo]

No. Slippery slope. Nino Vitale would then demand a contest to see who looks more like God. And I don’t even want to think about what kind of challenge I’d face from “grow-a-pair” Larry Householder.

[Joe Blundo @joeblundo]

@cblundo If we have to have an animal come and eat our shrubs it helps if it’s magnificent

[Joe Blundo @joeblundo]

@cblundo 40.

[Joe Blundo @joeblundo]

@cblundo Welcome back

[Joe Blundo @joeblundo]

@nblundo @cblundo For the record, I have never had on a fanny pack. I can’t speak for others

[Joe Blundo @joeblundo]

@cblundo I gave you prehensile feet so you could climb higher in the world.

[Joe Blundo @joeblundo]

@cblundo They come out at night while you sleep

[Joe Blundo @joeblundo]

@cblundo I’ve probably written 3 million published words and the funniest ones were the result of me sitting on my stupid phone. This must be what they mean by The Human Condition

[Joe Blundo @joeblundo]

@cblundo I got the same job.

[Joe Blundo @joeblundo]

@stinerman67 @cblundo BLUNDO is also a term in the Urban Dictionary meaning sarcastic lax bro. Which could describe any number of us.

[Joe Blundo @joeblundo]

@cblundo Can i borrow that for my column headshot?

[Joe Blundo @joeblundo]

Egg Hunt riddle 9: where’s the shrine to ends so fine?
https://t.co/tWKdRH68VA

[Joe Blundo @joeblundo]

Decipher while distancing: Egg Hunt riddle 7.
https://t.co/tWKdRH68VA

[Joe Blundo @joeblundo]

@RexChapman Well we do have that new garage door opener

[Joe Blundo @joeblundo]

Today’s Egg Hunt riddle. Where are those stone-walled acres?
https://t.co/tWKdRH68VA

[Joe Blundo @joeblundo]

Oh the places you can’t go. But you can still play the Egg Hunt. Riddle 5 is here: https://t.co/tWKdRH68VA

[Joe Blundo @joeblundo]

Egg Hunt Day 4. Where’s the place that’s filled with strips?
https://t.co/tWKdRH68VA