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Hi

[jose garcia @joeg0211]

Her: It’s over

Me: Alright, bet

Also me:

[Jay @ThisIsJay216]

U get a good 30-60 days with a bitch now and u gotta release em back to the streets like a wild animal before they turn on u…

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

In my entire life I've only heard the phrase "boys will be boys" used when like a 7 year old breaks his leg trying to jump off a roof using an umbrella as a parachute

[𝄢 @6nrRo]

norway deploying haaland to destroy england

[Fastbreak Hoops @FastbreakHoops5]

Still has to be the most rigged NBA game ever

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

I know we’ve been calling them “robot dogs” this whole time but it is a bit of a misnomer when we’ve known from the beginning they were only ever intended as an all-terrain carrying system for autonomous weapons to suppress revolutions.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

because trump’s name appears more in the epstein files than Harry Potter’s name appears in the seven books about Harry Potter.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN
DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN
DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN
DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN
DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN
DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN

DO NOT BE DISTRACTED.

[Cecil @Cecil1380674]

@onzemasr @DallasPD why is your officer swearing and getting physical with the Egyptian team delegation?

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

The government is installing flock cameras to spy on us.

We OWN these motherfuckers. They are PUBLIC SERVANTS. They work for US.

We should be installing flock cameras in every taxpayer funded office in the country to watch EVERY FUCKING MOVE THEY MAKE.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Why the fuck does NYC have an Israel Day Parade lol

[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

Are the ~25 data centers in Manhattan being powered off? Or is it just working class people who are being made to sacrifice?

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

As far as I'm concerned this is a declaration of war on America.
By our own government.

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Ngl even this is too much conversation if you my girl. That’s how I know I’m nuts

[Jho 💙💛 @KTownsfor3]

I just remembered this video and im fkin crying bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[323 @Ggod323]

i swear my consequences don't even have actions

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Drs Office: Okay you’re here for an MRI, we’ll bill your insurance $2500 and you owe a $250 copay.
Me: Oh, no insurance. I need to pay cash.
Drs Office: Oh okay. That’ll be $250.

This is literally what is goin on in this country

[Julian Andreone @JulianAndreone]

I’m here and can confirm it’s completely empty, but at least they randomly hung an Israeli flag?