opium wizard

considered dead to the world

[opium wizard @joegod81]

I have no identity I am not even an idea

[opium wizard @joegod81]

Shakira just came into my place of employment and gyrated her hips sensually all up on my boy Lucius

[opium wizard @joegod81]

Sex is evil I am evil the world is evil you’re evil

[opium wizard @joegod81]

Googling is staying up until 4am every night thinking about suicide good or bad

[opium wizard @joegod81]

Getting a vasectomy despite being completely celibate and probably already infertile

[Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia]

Pornography just went away. It’s not around anymore.

[opium wizard @joegod81]

I wish apostolic poverty was attractive to girls but they just think you’re poor

[opium wizard @joegod81]

#sharp #pains in my body

#earlydeath

[opium wizard @joegod81]

I hope I die in my sleep and I am erased from everyone’s memory and a team of beautiful mammals (which are completely new; a species of this imagined reality) carry my body away into the endless heavens

[opium wizard @joegod81]

I’ve betrayed myself in a way that is irreparable and life will rape me until an early death sets me free

[opium wizard @joegod81]

My balls have been randomly really itchy for a few months is that good or bad

[opium wizard @joegod81]

coworker who always complains about being broke told me he pays a subscription for college humor content

[opium wizard @joegod81]

suicide by gamer

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

going to gamestop in a “frick gaming” shirt in an attempt to be murdered

[opium wizard @joegod81]

She told me she’d get back to me so I gave her my email and she just sent me a video of her doing some sexual shit and what I think is a zip bomb

[opium wizard @joegod81]

Asking the fat bitch working at hot topic if the pain will ever subside

[opium wizard @joegod81]

Fogus

[opium wizard @joegod81]

Sippin on the yak that makes you have painful diahhrea

[opium wizard @joegod81]

I like to walk around on bright sunny days with an earpiece in that incessantly repeats “confine yourself within an aching hatred for all things” in the voice of Bob Heatheater

[opium wizard @joegod81]

My soul aches when the meaningful sadness of my past coincides with my meaningless sadness of the present

[opium wizard @joegod81]

Blaming not being able to fuck an AI generated girl on the race of the plentiful magicians…A fool’s outlook. We have only ourselves to blame! Look inward and see your corrupted, cold-as-ice heart!

[The🌙Magician @ArmoredNorman]

The entire Council of the Elders of Zion have been plotting for a century to ensure that we can never be in the same room.

[opium wizard @joegod81]

@ukiyoghost The opium wizard thinks this is a great outfit