Joe Ivory

Advertising writer. Guitar bore. Potty mouth.

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@GrahamHandyside

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@matthewwalker28 I think Rooney just needs more time. Lots of time. Many, many years of time.

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Have that Arteta, you preening melt.

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@pongowaring Too much fuck, too much what.

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Good ebening.

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@stewpottery @matthewwalker28 Mainly, though, Emery out, never liked him, club is a joke, sack the board.

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@matthewwalker28 ‘My first order of business: take sole charge of inflating the balls.’

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HA HA HA HA HA! What the fuck is this load of chutney?

[Stuart Leech @stuartleech]

Southern Water loses roughly 100m litres of water each day through leaks and poor infrastructure

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@ABGuitartech Ooh. What’s 50s style wiring?

[Jon Marshall @jon_marshall_]

Blur accidentally form a new advertising agency startup with Jo Whiley.

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@matthewwalker28 @PetroNicolaides 🤣🤣🤣

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@matthewwalker28 Haven’t got a box of adaptors. I’ve got four boxes of adaptors.

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I imagine this is a tough read for Chelsea fans but for me it was absolutely fucking splendid. https://t.co/LbgjBdfILA

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@matthewwalker28 All tomato-based sauces should be cooked shirtless, I think. And trouserless too if you're expecting guests.

[Vernon Reid @vurnt22]

Please help Bill Laswell https://t.co/Uyk10TrJoS

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Benzema. Lovely, beardy Benzema.

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@matthewwalker28 Jesus fucking wept. (Assuming he’s got a weeping permit.)