joe j simon

Makeup Artist. Native NY'er. Dog lover. Virgo. Hello.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

NEW: I just asked Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett if she had a message to Elon Musk.

What would she say to him? Here was her answer:

“Fuck off.”

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Let’s put dogs back in the White House.

[joe j simon @joejsimon]

@WhosBenFeldman I actually have them and use them all the time for foods other than grapefruit!

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@barkbox @nycgmc Here’s Alice! She’s special because she is sweet but tough- she’s not afraid of anything- big dogs, thunder, fireworks- you name it! A real NYC girl- lol!

[joe j simon @joejsimon]

#OscarMayerIceCream #Giveaway

[Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin]

. @rachaelray I love you for coming to my Carnegie Hall show last night but can’t believe you tried to steal my dogs!!

💕💕

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@julianahatfield I just bought it on itunes and listened straight through- love ONJ and love what you did with her songs! You kept them recognizable with the same melodies but added your own flourishes to keep it fresh- fantastic!

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@lauren_ash @WhosBenFeldman @nbc he did a great job- show was hilarious as always!

[NYPD NEWS @NYPDnews]

Update from @FDNY regarding injuries at 42nd St. and 8th Ave. #PortAuthority https://t.co/IzZmg63kzr

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Eclipse 2017 - looked cool through the glasses- not so much without! Couldn't get photo looking… https://t.co/pZgyWCDy8N

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Back home on the UWS- Brooklyn: you were fun! #dogsofinstagram #nycdogs… https://t.co/7DTdMmmims

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#explore1hotels #sweepstakes @ 1 Hotel Brooklyn Bridge https://t.co/dLIDC5pHsT

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Video: Watch @ananavarro absolutely destroy Trump sympathizer Jan Brewer-Thank u Ana.

#ImpeachTrump #QuitTheCouncil https://t.co/P2lvX7AVOz

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@SarahKSilverman Were they always pinks? Or whites that had been mixed with reds? Just wondering... 😀

[joe j simon @joejsimon]

@lauren_ash Was he referring to himself?

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@grettamonahan @rickygoldin Congrats to all of you on Rio's arrival- xo

[joe j simon @joejsimon]

@ShaunKing Another piece of white trash thinking she's the sh*t

[weezer @Weezer]

Also playing @RachaelRay’s Feedback Party on 3/18 @StubbsAustin https://t.co/b0fEpgh7no

[joe j simon @joejsimon]

Meet Rach's "Work Husband" https://t.co/lyrNtgY7fI

[Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum]

1.some oddities about this 7-country ban: it leaves out many Muslim countries, including some of the largest (Pakistan, Indonesia, Saudi)