Joe Buckley

jokes & hockey

And I'm a Dad now.

[Joe Buckley @joekb36]

Not to brag but I've never flown the same kite more than once. I got it like that.

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

“If Caitlin Clark could play in the NBA, everybody would applaud it. That would be an incredible thing. But if the last guy on the bench of an NBA team went to a WNBA team and started averaging 40 points, everybody would know that is BS."
- Legendary Broadcaster Bob Costas

Women’s sports should be female ONLY.

[Tommy O’Dwyer @TommyOKid]

Well, the reason for the call today, John, is…something just came across my desk. John, it is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last 6 months. The company is ‘Quality Learning Center’, a cutting edge children’s daycare center located in the heart of Minneapolis

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

No kidding 🤔

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Chuck Schumer in 1996: "The number one reason people come to the US illegally is to defraud systems like social security and I want to stop it."

[Gavin McHugh @gavinmchughh]

this might be one of the great moments of the NBA season

[Joe Buckley @joekb36]

@Mrcryptoxwhale Done.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Arnold Schwarzenegger claps back at CNN's Jake Tapper, calls out "extreme gerrymandering" in blue states.

Tapper: "Do you believe that the Republican Party is starting this?"

Schwarzenegger: "No, Jake. There has been gerrymandering going on for 200 years."

"There is such extreme gerrymandering going on that in a state like Massachusetts, it has like 40% of the people voting for Trump, they have zero representatives."

"The Republican Party has zero representatives sent to the House. Think about that."

"In New Mexico, 45% of the people voted for Trump and vote Republican, and zero is sent to the House, zero representatives from the Republican Party."

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

The most famous keyhole in Rome

Through the Aventine Keyhole, you’ll see a perfectly framed view of St. Peter’s Basilica, aligned through the beautiful gardens of the Priory of the Knights of Malta.

[Joe Buckley @joekb36]

@Mrcryptoxwhale Done

[Joe Buckley @joekb36]

@90sWWE @JoeListComedy did this much better.

[Angela Belcamino @AngelaBelcamino]

I wish current day talk show hosts like Colbert and Kimmel would take the advice of Johnny Carson.

In this clip, he explains why he never talked politics on The Tonight Show.

Do you agree with him?

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Jose Ochoa remembered that handshake after laying him out 😂🥶

[Barry Sanders @BarrySanders]

So last week, a fan gave me a stack of cards to give away... Most are coming to Cannes with me for #French @Lions fans, but this beauty is for you to win.

1) Follow me, 2) Repost this post with 3) Which @Lions Rookie or ne addition are you looking for most.

#win #Giveaways

[Jonathan Tillson @JonathanTillson]

My debut special: May 27th

On YT: https://t.co/szzatKko73

[Joe Buckley @joekb36]

@JoeListComedy Troy O'leary, Troy O'leary, Troy O'leary, and Troy O'leary

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Another case of doing too much before a BKFC fight going horribly wrong tonight 😅

[Kyle Dunnigan @kyledunnigan]

Please DO NOT tag @billmaher. He has publicly stated it’s a “terrible impression” #killtony
@bigjayoakerson @TonyHinchcliffe @KILLTONY

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

South Park is a documentary at this point… 🤣🤣

[Omer Osman @OmerOsman200]

The Toronto Raptors are training at the ASB GlassFloor Athletes Lab in Orlando and I got to say, the technology is MINDBLOWING.

Using LED lights to change to any court you want (even the NBA Cup courts), to drawing up X’s and O’s that show up on the court. 😳

Future is here.

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

this streamer named “ariathome” goes around the streets of New York creating music with random people and might of accidentally found the next Wu Tang Clan 😭🔥