Joel

Real Eyes Realise Real Fries

[Joel @joelalexwright]

@EternallyDanned @drmistercody Needs more slowmo doves

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@drmistercody Someone buy the girl a teleprompter app. Shit is painful.

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@cimmerian_blood That Cult of Luna x Julie Christmas record is great for lifting and sounds in line with his tastes.

[Joel @joelalexwright]

@Erik_Quill Black wizards:
- evil
- spooky
- live in badass blue castles

Welkin:
- like pixies I guess?
- have better keyboards than wizards I guess
- live in decidedly green, non-grim, non-frostbitten woods

[Joel @joelalexwright]

@astralflite It’s almost like they dropped out of life with bong in hand, then followed the smoke to the riff filled land.

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@hey_madni Thanks bro, looks like shit.

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@ausstockchick The problem with online landlord larpers is they think they can ‘pass on’ arbitrary rent increases but can never answer why they haven’t already increased rent to that level.

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@tevand95 @BhagsNStonks You don’t think that land tax impacts both supply and demand curves?

[Joel @joelalexwright]

@88888sAccount ‘Drove slowly in the right hand lane’ seems more on brand.

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@gmh_2068 @Stockrocker_ASX Stop importing American culture wars. It’s embarrassing.

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@drmistercody Guy who has only memorised one historical reference: getting a lot of Rubicon vibes here

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@quantian1 I was super let down when I finally tried it. It’s far more mild than Fernet. More like something like Cynar.

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@PatrickLenton Scamming boomers is a victimless crime.

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@PapaLensPodcast @ausstockchick Communism is famously when people pay tax on the market value of investment properties.

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@Leo_Puglisi6 Uh, they referred to you by your corporate identity, not the natural freeman of the land. Checkmate cookers.

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@Jennacide12 @maximum_chips Fun fact: it’s actually pronounced ’emo’

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@AvidCommentator This is a disaster that George Street Downtown Business Finance College And Removalist Service will never recover from.

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@RufusTSuperfly Shoplifting?

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@jondhoward STREET BY STREET
BLOCK BY BLOCK
TAKING IT ALL BACK

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@SketchesbyBoze I like DART artwork way more than the shows themself. They really nail Lovecraft’s vibe.