Joel Carroll

[Joel Carroll @joelcarroll]

I'm Joel Carroll, an Orlando-based cartoonist
I make games, toys, and comics!
Website: https://t.co/TlnZTR8vbR
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[Joel Carroll @joelcarroll]

If you name a character or team “watchmen”, you don’t get it
You might have read the book but you didn’t understand it

[CBR @CBR]

DC teases the return of the new Doctor Manhattan, who is called "The Watchman."

Details here: https://t.co/nduRyc4Sx0

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

The effective federal corporate income tax rate:

1950: 50%
1990: 25%
2020: 13%

Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate.

That is how we will pay for it.

[Joel Carroll @joelcarroll]

@robertwilsoniv My brother had both and they just don’t make big toys like that anymore
The Night Raven is especially huge
Just crazy

[Joel Carroll @joelcarroll]

Spooky has a grievance
She has drank all of the water out of the guest toilet and I need to fix that immediately

[Joel Carroll @joelcarroll]

Doing a Furiosa prequel where they explain her arm is low hanging fruit

Just imagine watching that whole movie and she still had her arm
That there might be more
That the character has mystery

Stop giving fans what they want
Give them something they never knew they needed

[Joel Carroll @joelcarroll]

@juggergrimm I guess we’ll see

When it hits streaming down the road and we suddenly remember, “oh. Wolfs.” And watch it later at some point

[Joel Carroll @joelcarroll]

There’s a new movie coming out called Wolfs and I’m sure there’s a reason for it, but saying Wolfs is as dumb as when people say maths
Just viscerally icked

[Joel Carroll @joelcarroll]

I might mess with this over the weekend
It’s tough to put in literal years into social media sites that have made our investment worthless
It’s tough to keep starting over at the whims of billionaire tech bros

Supposedly, Cara is for artists and that’s nice

[Joel Carroll @joelcarroll]

I keep hearing about pandemic checks where people repaid debt and kept afloat
I received two checks months apart that totaled 2K and it didn’t help with shit

Who got these other magical checks?
Are they talking about folks who did get PPP loans?

[Joel Carroll @joelcarroll]

My big ick is watching toy and collectible stuff boxing videos and when they go to cut open the packaging, they brandish an ornate Klingon looking pocket knife

[Joel Carroll @joelcarroll]

Oh…like Mignola?

[Joel Carroll @joelcarroll]

“Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range”

[Joel Carroll @joelcarroll]

When I get sad about the election, I remember that two cast members of the movie Predator were governors.
There’s just too many uninformed voters.

(Uninformed is a better word than stupid)

[Joel Carroll @joelcarroll]

I had an Amazon package scheduled for delivery on Monday and it changed to end of day yesterday to suddenly the 4th of June
Now it’s en route today
Surely there’s a goofy story involved
What do you think?
Vampires or raccoons?

[Joel Carroll @joelcarroll]

Welp…I wandered into cowboy country

[Joel Carroll @joelcarroll]

We put a lot of time in worrying about unemployment, but not a peep over the thousands of layoffs relating to “AI” redundancy

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Memo to the media: Don't write about corporations suddenly lowering prices without mentioning how their profits have been skyrocketing or their tax bills have been shrinking. They could have kept prices lower all along. They chose note to. Give people the full picture.

[Joel Carroll @joelcarroll]

Over the years, I keep having people in parking lots stop me to say I have a reverse light out
My model of car only HAS one light
I cannot “fix”it as there is no where to put a bulb as there is only bumper

[Joel Carroll @joelcarroll]

I’ve been in a Supertramp rabbit hole here lately and you wouldn’t notice just by hearing the music but the videos show they had a woodwind nerd
“I’ll play sax on this one and clarinet on that one, and maybe whistle for this other one!”

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Justice Samuel Alito’s latest ethics scandal cannot be ignored.

If Alito does not recuse himself from cases involving Trump or Jan 6, Congress must impeach him. The public’s trust in our nation’s highest court is at stake.