therealjoelflood

My life is the inspiration for the film Under Siege. I also cook.

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@StanCollymore Some olayer Anderson, ran the midfield

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@anon_opin I guarantee this is a chefs opinion

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@fesshole When my ocd old man passed away he left about 12 cans of unopened deodorant that I hated that my ma insisted that I have. Many years later when I finally had to buy deodorant no prizes for guessing what I bought and still wear now.

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@fesshole

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@Squawka He’ll be gutted the manager dragged him off before he could complete his hat trick

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@PLCPolice He’ll be gutted the manager dragged him off before he could complete his hat trick

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@fesshole Not the flex you think it is

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@dieworkwear Nothing as romantic as a nice walk(able neighbourhood) ❤️

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@AVFCStatto Thought we were re-signing another one of the old gang for a minute there 😂

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@fesshole Jokia jirty jee jen?

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@InglemanD @anon_opin

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@anon_opin Death to Shelbyville!!

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@fesshole Clearly the work of Toxteth o’grady, U.S.A

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@KillerMike U know who else thought he was incredible? EVERYONE!!!!

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@gingerrtom Refer the decision to VAR. definite red card offence

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@fesshole That’s not usually how the car keys in a bowl thing is supposed to go but whatever works I guess.

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@AVFCStatto Through a friend I managed to get my 8 yr old Matty Cash obsessed lad a video message from the polish cafu wishing him a merry Xmas. Cue eyes on stalks and 600 repeat viewings. Major Xmas dad points 🎅

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@AVFCOfficial

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@gingerrtom Tommy Robinson, putting the Christ back into ‘Christ on a bike that Muslim fella looks shitloads like Tommy Robinson’.