Joel Fine

The purpose of government is to protect my liberty. The rest is commentary.

[Joel Fine @joelfine]

BREAKING: Journalists sprint for their fainting couches while America yawns.

[Beb @pimagrandma]

⁦@RichardGrenell⁩ ⁦@POTUS⁩ This is indeed a travesty. My mother died at 101 in 2008 and she had only lived at my address for 1 month in 2000. It’s too easy to commit fraud. Don’t let it ruin this vital election. ⁦@joelfine⁩

[Joel Fine @joelfine]

@pimagrandma 😂😂

[Joel Fine @joelfine]

"Mostly peaceful"

[Portland Police @PortlandPolice]

There is a fire near the 800 block of SW 3rd Avenue. We are advising the crowd to get out of the street so @PDXFire can respond. Please stop throwing projectiles at officers who are trying to assist with this operation.

[Joel Fine @joelfine]

@DavidLimbaugh Amazing, Twitter provides the answer immediately
cc: @KurtSchlichter

[Joel Fine @joelfine]

@IdahoLady7 @alpipkin They buried the lede: it's newsworthy that ANY Democrats are proud of America.

[Joel Fine @joelfine]

@BuckSexton Thank goodness they are keeping us safe by locking Jewish kids out of their playgrounds.

[Joel Fine @joelfine]

@Braveheart_USA @chiIIum Democrats say they are worried that Trump won't accept defeat in November. That's a tell. It means Democrats won't accept defeat in November.

[Joel Fine @joelfine]

@sistertoldjah @CNN @ChrisCuomo @CuomoPrimeTime Good thing the protests were mostly peaceful, or these nice people might have been hurt. /sarc

[Joel Fine @joelfine]

@ianmiles Especially unintended consequences. If we mean well, racism is the only thing that can prevent a positive outcome.

[Joel Fine @joelfine]

@ianmiles "Mostly peaceful"

[Joel Fine @joelfine]

@chiIIum Pretty sure those used to be called "restaurants" before left-wing lunacy took hold.

[Joel Fine @joelfine]

@OANN I hear your T-shirts trigger libs. Where do I get one?

[Joel Fine @joelfine]

@dbongino Swap in "Jew" for "conservative" and it reads exactly like a Nazi manifesto.

[Joel Fine @joelfine]

@KassyDillon If I were a cop in a Democrat-run city I'd be scouring Craigslist every hour of every day looking for a new job.

[Joel Fine @joelfine]

@senatorshoshana @AjitPaiFCC Ever tried coconut pandan waffles? Yum.

https://t.co/kzZVldC1JW

[Joel Fine @joelfine]

@guypbenson I imagine every potential cop not already living there is saying the same thing

[Joel Fine @joelfine]

@ianmiles Just call it a peaceful protest against racism, pretty much anything goes at those events

[Joel Fine @joelfine]

@marklevinshow Weird how we can't fire a cop after dozens of legit complaints but we can dump a school principal in a nanosecond for one wrongthought

[Joel Fine @joelfine]

@ReaganBattalion @BilldeBlasio Somebody should keep a Black Lives Matter sign handy, so if deBlasio's henchmen show up to cancel the party, the sign will ward them off 😂

[Joel Fine @joelfine]

@LibertyCliff @NYCMayor Ha! He'll probably get reelected in a landslide. New Yorkers were dumb enough to elect him once. What makes you think they're any smarter now?