Joel Adam Gerlach

I'm an actor who duels on a piano with other pianists.

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Travis Fimmel's work on @HistoryVikings is criminally critically underrated. The way he works through his eyes alone should be awarded.

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"Do social media" reveals how lame I am. It's like weird parents saying their children are "on weed."

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How do I do social media these days? It seems to be paradoxically incredibly important and completely pointless.

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LIVE on #Periscope: Beautiful Scenic Views of Indy https://t.co/Vn1NijkWea

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LIVE on #Periscope: The Pub Views https://t.co/gfCFyoZzJ1

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LIVE on #Periscope: What the fuck is this?! https://t.co/7sBiNgCUDm

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There goes @StephenKing, dropping huge and terrifyingly-implicating narrative hints in a fleeting sentence again.

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Dreams do come true. https://t.co/gJQxwjFDj6

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

It's official: The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed. #DarkTowerMovie @McConaughey @IdrisElba

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I don't know how @PatrickRothfuss can actively use Twitter with the sheer amount "whenisbook3" tweets he has to receive. This one included.

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I left my apartment HOURS ago because of this. At 5 a.m. it is still happening. What. The. Fuck.

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Why must you load loads of steel into garages at 11:30 p.m., steel-loaders?

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Cheer up, Adele. You're Adele.

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Jessica Jones has her own television show, and it rocks. It's a great time to be alive.

[HENDRICK'S GIN @HendricksGin]

@joelfoldsfive Our low and slow flight style is not meant for space travel. Possibly one day, maybe someday, but no day soon.

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We thought we were getting attacked by aliens, and then realized it was #hendricksgin. #cucumberchallenge

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@amellywood All I can say, in behalf of all rational, kind, loving beings here in Indy, is: "Mike Pence...you have failed this city."

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How many years behind am I with my realization that Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is a killer movie?

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If I met Meghan Trainor in real life, I wouldn't like her. I can just tell.

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On the beach with the Ying Yang Twins sipping on Patron.