joel

call me james baxter the way i’m ballin

[joel @joelhadmilk]

O God and Heavenly Father, grant to us the serenity of mind to accept that which cannot be changed, courage to change that which can be changed, and the charisma of Mr. Bean

[joel @joelhadmilk]

I love errands, I am so good at running errands, my best day is an errand’s worst day, I am the fastest errand runner to ever run the face of the earth, there is no errand I can’t do, I can do errand I put my mind to, AFFIRM AFFIRM AFFIRM

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

Gettin neck at costco I call it kirkland

[joel @joelhadmilk]

They call me Wallace the way I grom it

[joel @joelhadmilk]

FUCK CAMPBELLS IM A PRIVATE SELECT CHICKEN SOUP MF NOW #fluseasonchangedme

[joel @joelhadmilk]

Just realized raytheon and raycon are two different things, I had thought the weapons contractor was making shitty earbuds this whole time

[joel @joelhadmilk]

coffee here in Santiago is good but it doesn’t hold a candle to back home, those gay seattle crackers really know how to brew a good mug

[joel @joelhadmilk]

The hostel I’m staying at has a machine that prints pancakes and drops them off onto your plate from a conveyor belt. Fire. Type shit Peter griffin would lay at the end of so the pancakes would fall into his mouth. Just food for thought 💯💯💯

[joel @joelhadmilk]

Gonna start putting alarms on at random times of the day. Lets those around me know I’m a busy person who’s got important things to do

[joel @joelhadmilk]

saw a rebus riding a bike this morning. i waved and they waved back

[joel @joelhadmilk]

Only mf on the hostel porch slurping on a milk tea with tapioca pearls instead of a dart. Fuck you know about the way I move

[joel @joelhadmilk]

When I play online bananagrams I feel like Lucy from the movie Lucy

[joel @joelhadmilk]

pulling up to your function to parallel play in your yard

[Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ]

Sad to see so many "leftists" praising the "victory" of a "mass movement" for electoral reformist liberalism that will NEVER challenge the structure of capital!

What you should really do is join my 6 person book club where we are always right and know how to do REAL revolution

[hannah @vanghostkid]

huge day for those of us who've never used chatgpt and also have superiority complexes

[joel @joelhadmilk]

dis me rn

[pluuno @pluuuno]

getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation

[joel @joelhadmilk]

you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself looking for a gap in the existing literature

[joel @joelhadmilk]

@Klankerr i grok no grok but i grok grok

[joel @joelhadmilk]

at yo mammas house getting your cats high off of the nip

[joel @joelhadmilk]

at yo mammas crib overfeeding her quails