oh wow

owner of too many sunglasses

[oh wow @joelipper]

1. kings suck
2. things start going well
3. management either fires a beloved coach or trades a fan favorite player for suboptimal return
4. repeat

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Wemby can’t summon the hate required to win when he’s playing against a walkable city

[oh wow @joelipper]

Are the Knicks the best team ever

[oh wow @joelipper]

pristine basketball being played right now

[oh wow @joelipper]

this is just a Bode ad

[East German Visuals @GDRvisuals]

Stasi agent modeling his disguise as a Western tourist, 1985.

[oh wow @joelipper]

Wemby looks horrible so far

[oh wow @joelipper]

long press link copying has been broken on this platform for weeks and no one gives a shit apparently

[oh wow @joelipper]

he’s in capri

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Lebron has acquired the giant fruit of laughter

[pickuphoop @pickuphoop]

The strongest person you know is a Sacramento Kings fan

[Marcelas @MarcelasHoward]

LIGHT THE BEAM 😭

[oh wow @joelipper]

Fox redemption game

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Levie’s Law of AI Psychosis:

The farther away you are from the actual work the more confident you are that humans are no longer needed

I like it

[oh wow @joelipper]

@MikeIsaac was a great theater movie

[oh wow @joelipper]

lol the TL is rifting watching OKC/SA

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

New genre of post emerging:

“I’m firing a ton of people and our business has never been better. Here’s why”

Performative white-collar executions

[oh wow @joelipper]

@MikeIsaac Mike so nice they named him twice

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@MikeIsaac I am always saying this about myself

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basketball does not get better than this

[oh wow @joelipper]

jetlagging myself into becoming a morning person for my new job tomorrow