Joel Johnstone

Not an actor, sorry

[Joel Johnstone @joeljohnstone]

In case you haven't heard, the @disneyplus / @hulu bundle price has gone up to a laughable $25 per month!!! I've already canceled. #cancelhulu #canceldisneyplus

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@AmazonHelp OMG, this is infuriating! I obviously know what your policy is. I'm just pointing out how absolutely ridiculous it is! How much money do you think you're spending to ship 4 gigantic boxes back and forth across the country for absolutely no reason whatsoever?

[Joel Johnstone @joeljohnstone]

Yesterday I ordered two computer monitors from @amazon. Today they dropped the price by $50. Support refused to adjust the price or offer a credit and instead said I should return them (for free) and buy new ones! What kind of messed up policy is that?

[Joel Johnstone @joeljohnstone]

@AmazonHelp Your support reps need the flexibility to make exceptions. You're wasting time, money, and CO2 emissions to ship 4 monitors back and forth for no reason. I've already processed the returns and reordered. I'm just waiting for the monitors to get here so I can send them right back!

[Joel Johnstone @joeljohnstone]

"If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?" - Donald Trump

"I take the Fifth Amendment." - Also Donald Trump

[Joel Johnstone @joeljohnstone]

Razer does not honor warranties! Kraken X headset band snapped. Razer admitted it was defective, but denied the claim!

"Based on the photos and the documentation here, the device got broken through normal use...we are unable to provide a further replacement." 🤣

@Razer #razer

[Joel Johnstone @joeljohnstone]

Serious question: Did Trump mistake NPR for NRA when he agreed to this interview? #trump #NPR #NRA

https://t.co/BTyJF4ihti

[Joel Johnstone @joeljohnstone]

CNN doesn't seem to fully grasp the term "Real Time." Add that to the list I guess. Here are a couple other terms CNN doesn't quite get:

- Breaking News
- Exclusive

https://t.co/Vydv5Hyu8e

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Tesla software update adds TikTok, but breaks car! #tesla @tesla @elonmusk

[Joel Johnstone @joeljohnstone]

@elonmusk @tesla My Model Y just received its first software update! How exciting! Unfortunately, it's now telling me I have to go to a service center before I can drive again!

"Incompatible drive system software detected"

My car is now a giant paperweight sitting in my garage!

[Joel Johnstone @joeljohnstone]

The back of an electric car is an objectively terrible location for the charge port. Most people charge at home and pull forward into their garage. Once parked, the back is the most difficult location to reach. Given that, why put the charge port there? @elonmusk @Tesla #tesla

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@NavyFederal I called the # and they said to mail the card to the address on the back. 😂

[Joel Johnstone @joeljohnstone]

@NavyFederal I found one of your customers' debit cards. What should I do with it?

[Joel Johnstone @joeljohnstone]

My birthday is the same day as Swashbuckler Thanksgiving. It sucks, because most people only get me one present for both! 😢 #LateNight #swashbucklerthanksgiving

[Joel Johnstone @joeljohnstone]

@SykesCharlie

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Sydney Powell and other Trump attorneys (you know, "the best people") sentenced to attend remedial law classes for attempting to overthrow the United States government.

https://t.co/xaOsaIMpon

[Joel Johnstone @joeljohnstone]

It looks like YouTube is picking up where OnlyFans left off! #youtube #onlyfans #funny

[Joel Johnstone @joeljohnstone]

Attention @billmaher: It’s the joke’s responsibility to be funny, not the audience’s responsibility to laugh.

[Joel Johnstone @joeljohnstone]

Good old @AmericanAir! Currently on 8 hour delay and counting trying to get to Philly. How long does it take to walk?

[Joel Johnstone @joeljohnstone]

Cure your magnetic vaccine affliction with talcum powder! People have been mistaking clammy skin for magnetism for decades at least. Here's James Randi debunking "Magnet Man" as just one example.
#covid #vaccines #magneticvaccine #VaccinesWork
https://t.co/3CpBrXHcpT