gooooob morning. i’ve made a list. of the things i’d like to happen today
3. pancakes
9. nice walk. with limited running
5. nap in the sun
5. pancakes
2. a little snuggle
Influencer culture is toxic. Making people think it’s normal to take thousands of photos of yourself, wear designer and travel 24/7, socialise all the time, look airbrushed all day everyday, buy new outfits each week. Its a fat money making scheme that preys on our insecurities
Millennials will not stay at a job if they don’t like it. Millennials will tell your what they’re not going to do. Millennials will use all their sick time to enjoy life. Millennials will take a lunch break to go get their hair done. I love us.
Maury: You are ... NOT the father
Man: *jumping around* F*bleep* YEAH! F*bleep* YOU! LETS GO!
Woman: *in tears crying*
7 y/o me sick at home: this is good
@KarenKilgariff HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE BASELINE KILLER !!!!!!! Mark Goudeau terrorized the pheonix metro area between august 2005 and June 2006. Listen to an almost victims story on the second episode of the podcast Radio Rental😳