Joe Mettler

[Joe Mettler @joemetler]

@Uber do you think ants crawling in the back seat of a drivers car is ok?

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

At 18 you can serve your country, vote for a President, get sent to prison, and live on your own. But you can't buy a frickin' beer? Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Happy Birthday Marines. Puttin' boots to asses since 1775. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

The Texas shooter used an illegal firearm. He was gunned down by a citizen with a legal firearm. Guns aren’t the problem. Crazy people are.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

This is what happens when you don't stand for the Pledge of Allegiance. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Thanks Columbus. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

October, welcome back you sexy beast. Bring on cool weather, changin' leaves, football, huntin', pumpkins, and girls in yoga pants. Merica.