Joe D. Ryan (ohara historian)

Totally not 3 raccoons in an overcoat Expert at identifying crabs

[Joe D. Ryan (ohara historian) @joemofuckinryan]

Here’s a list of things I wanna do in the next year and ima pin it so I can check them off
Throw a big rock off a bridge into water
Hold a torch in a cave
Go to two rodeos
Drink a 40 under an overpass and throw the bottle at the wall
Roll a bolder down a hill
That’s bout it

[Joe D. Ryan (ohara historian) @joemofuckinryan]

just found out about shawn mullins that guy fucking sucks

[Joe D. Ryan (ohara historian) @joemofuckinryan]

Have to say I’m a big fan of critters

[Joe D. Ryan (ohara historian) @joemofuckinryan]

@Verizon equipment failure so I gotta wait till Monday with no Internet that’s some bullshit, let me come get the equipment I’ll fix it my self

[Joe D. Ryan (ohara historian) @joemofuckinryan]

It’s 3am and I’m in Miami

[Joe D. Ryan (ohara historian) @joemofuckinryan]

@mlevchin your company instead of issuing me a refund charged me the same amount and is now giving me the run around telling me they didn’t good job man

[Joe D. Ryan (ohara historian) @joemofuckinryan]

Let’s gooooo

[Joe D. Ryan (ohara historian) @joemofuckinryan]

Dork

[Joe D. Ryan (ohara historian) @joemofuckinryan]

@Joe_Plaschke It ain’t bout the cheeks it’s all thighs baby

[Joe D. Ryan (ohara historian) @joemofuckinryan]

Aruba I’m inside of you

[Joe D. Ryan (ohara historian) @joemofuckinryan]

The air hurts my face and I’m mad about it

[Joe D. Ryan (ohara historian) @joemofuckinryan]

@tuckedbacksac

[Joe D. Ryan (ohara historian) @joemofuckinryan]

@tuckedbacksac That’s not fair I said that to you

[Joe D. Ryan (ohara historian) @joemofuckinryan]

I didn’t plan to drink 7-9 beers but kickstart my heart came on shuffle

[Joe D. Ryan (ohara historian) @joemofuckinryan]

Imagine cranking one out with the gamer glove

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Her accuracy with the slingshot is incredible

[Joe D. Ryan (ohara historian) @joemofuckinryan]

@5Mikazuki Pretty much lmao

[Joe D. Ryan (ohara historian) @joemofuckinryan]

I did it again… made too much pasta. Someone’s gotta eat all this pasta but you know what they say pasta la vista baby