joe

He/him

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

"why use google?" webpage from 1999

[ㅎ @Yuniealt]

I’m so emotional about this sign. New grass is growing

[joe @joemwheelock]

@runawayH0RSES @julesseses Gethsemane erasure

[໊ @wynavira]

you’ve met me at a very “yeah i’m trying to work on that” time in my life

[joe @joemwheelock]

@oitixion @toptentextures This is not a joke so please stop smiling

[nadia @toptentextures]

I am an American aquarium drinker
I assassin down the avenue

[Errai @errai]

DO NOT share this one-time code with anyone. We will NEVER ask you for this code (a faint trace of a smile appears on the computer) Ah, what the hell. What’s your code, brother

[joe @joemwheelock]

@JakeLandauTO @NashIsPosting @souljagoyteller Incredibly right-brained reply

[✧rachel✦ @VOIDTHROAT]

coworker was telling me about his previous life as an old log, said grass grew easily through him while everything else fell away

[໊ @wynavira]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and i forgot to worry about it

[joe @joemwheelock]

@realJaredGilman That account is not him, but the real Tom Heidecker is becoming the Creative Director of The Onion's InfoWars

[Roose @RuNoseP]

i do not care if Trump's comments result in nothing tonight. no one who even thinks of saying the phrase "a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again" should be allowed to operate an ice cream stand, nevermind the most powerful office on the planet

[໊ @wynavira]

mondays aren’t that bad once you cannot tell days apart from each other

[jaime brooks @elite_gz]

the death cab guy was not prepared to deal with the ramifications of what he tapped into on the postal service record, so he freaked out and tripled down on guitar music instead of following the thread further, which left the door open for someone else to do this

[Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg]

"I live in your head rent free" In my head housing is not a market commodity, but a guaranteed human right. In my head, I see a better world sorry.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

“I just want to say, Free Palestine, Fuck ICE, go Geese!”

— Geese’s Max Bassin during the group’s International Group of the Year acceptance speech at the #BRITs

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

It’s Two-Headed Boy Part 2. You want a deep cut? Dig deeper bud. Brush the dirt off. Yup, Two-Head Boy Part 2 again. Surely there’s gotta be something else, they say. Nope. Got it in one, back in 9th grade. You were right about one thing in 9th grade and it was this. Sorry.