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Patient, long-suffering optimism.

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How to pimp slap a ho (as a white man) 🧵

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@RudyHavenstein Iran can no longer refine its own oil. https://t.co/zPzXkA2BXt

[Latinx Adjacent Doctor PhD @TonerousHyus]

One of the worst pro Iran third world black pills has to be that Iran is buying gasoline from Russia. This tanker ported fully laden on June 3rd in the Caspian and is leaving empty.

They can’t even refine their own fuels anymore

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@latentangelx @AaronBergman18 Shouldn’t have deleted. You were correct. And “two years” is a ridiculous general timeline.

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@wordgrammer Disprove the perfect perpetual circle jerk “mf” I bet you won’t

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@ExplodingBoner 🤣

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Anthropic is on the verge of achieving the perfect perpetual circle jerk

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

Our internal data shows Claude is accelerating AI development—a possible path to recursive self-improvement, or AI autonomously building a more capable successor.

It’s happening faster than we thought, and the implications deserve greater attention. https://t.co/OVVPJO7VQx

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“The perfect perpetual circle jerk has been achieved internally”

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@CityBureaucrat @ErrolTostigson Send him in.

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@escapefrommelos I am once again calling for pet ownership loicenses.

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@FeralPHunter lol “coworkers,” “boss”

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@mbateman Accidental negging

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Yelling “HE MADE SOME GOOD POINTS!” across a crowded Olive Garden as my date abandons me over my toothbrush mustache.

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@xenocosmography Don’t you mock us photosexuals. We deserve to be seen (and photographed).

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@SCHIZO_FREQ Your aunt has never heard of breaking up?

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@micsolana You’re right, Mike Solana. It is morally wrong. Glad you’ve finally come around. Now, join me - it is time to engineer the superhamster.

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@PalmyrPar You’re referring to the big problem of people being able to purchase kitchen utensils without a loicense in this tweet, right?

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@HellenicVibes To boldly split an infinitive where no infinitive has been split before.

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You’re gonna lose your job! I promise! I really promise you’re gonna lose it! No I can’t tell you when or how exactly! But you will - it’s so exciting! Yes I’ve been saying this for years and it still hasn’t happened! Yes the LLMs still largely suck ass at all the things I said will cause them to lose your job! No I have no grasp of simple economics and human nature! Yes I have made a lot of money on the back of trying to freak you out and realize it’s perhaps getting a little long in the tooth and I don’t have a backup plan! No I’m not really good at anything other than finding fancy new ways to say this, and I no don’t know how to get attention from people any other way!

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Introducing the Recursive Transparent Linear Attention Universal Omni Simultaneous Parallel Massively Multimodal Incremental Hyperlattice Hierarchical Adaptive Heretical Redactive Federated Neuro-Symbolic Retrieval-Adjacent Deliberative Concurrent Recurrent Blackcurrant Resonant Topological Equivariant Citation-Optimized Peer-Review-Resistant Byzantine Ceremonial Victorian Upholstered Maritime Attention Network (RTLAUOSPMMIHHAHRFNSRADCRBRTECOPRRBCVUMAN, pronounced “Megan”).

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@TheAutumnalFire Apparently you can just have an agent control the browser and do it manually

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@BlaiseInKC