Joseph Stanley

Happiness is a choice. Dessert brings happiness. Make the right decision. 🍦

[Joseph Stanley @joenstanley]

@FreedomMortgage I've been trying to resolve a loan modification for over 7 months now. It has started to affect my finances and it is time to stop jerking me around! I've never had an experience this unprofessional!

[Joseph Stanley @joenstanley]

@AmericanAir how about you reply to my tweets?? This is unacceptable. Failure on all levels. Thank God we had @UnitedAirlines_ to help us out! I'll never fly with @AmericanAir again if I can avoid it.

[Joseph Stanley @joenstanley]

@AmericanAir I've made a formal request for compensation but have been given the run-around. I'd appreciate it if you have your customer service agents stop telling lies to save you a miniscule amount of cash. It's not a good look!

[Joseph Stanley @joenstanley]

Completely unacceptable. Will be switching to delta/literally any other airline.

[Joseph Stanley @joenstanley]

@AmericanAir why bother booking flights when you don't have a crew? Furthermore, why have I been sitting on an airplane for over an hour with a 1 year old baby while they TRY to MAYBE find a first officer??? Seems like the kind of thing you'd know before boarding.

[Andrew Fowler @fowlerism]

Okay so in this joke it's an episode of Antiques Roadshow but it's the 18th century and the guy is like "you just bought this"

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

A video just surfaced of former Oregon WR Keanon Lowe taking a rifle from a gunman and preventing a school shooting. But it doesn’t happen the way most would expect.
“I told him I care about him, that people care about him.”

[bobby @bobby]

The McGun

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Ok! Spicy Chicken Nuggets will now be back in all restaurants THIS MONDAY! Get ready.

[A.V. Flox @avflox]

Do good recklessly.

[therealkatieb @TheRealKatieB]

I have a theory that landscapers are pissed that they have to wake up so early so they enjoy waking everyone else up with sound barrier breaking weedwhackers

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

idk who needs to hear this but the reason you’re so tired is you’ve been tricked into thinking every moment of your life has to be productive

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Spicy Chicken Nuggets are officially back on August 19th
RT to save my fingers

[Joseph Stanley @joenstanley]

@DathanSegle Lol utah

[Brooke Windsor @brookeawindsor]

I took this photo as we were leaving #NotreDame about an hour before it caught on fire. I almost went up to the dad and asked if he wanted it. Now I wish I had. Twitter if you have any magic, help him find this 🙏🏼

[Joseph Stanley @joenstanley]

@Jennifer_Deon Oh no