Joe Parks

[Joe Parks @joepaMN]

Watched Shop Around the Corner Christmas Eve, It's a Wonderful Life Christmas night, and now, apparently my mom's not done with Jimmy Stewart, Rear Window.

[Joe Parks @joepaMN]

He's making violent love to me Mother!

[Joe Parks @joepaMN]

Had to remove some commas to make that fit. Dickens used a lot of commas.

[Joe Parks @joepaMN]

Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all and infinitely more; to Tiny Tim, who did not die, he was a second father. He became as good a friend, as good a master and as good a man, as the good old city knew, or any other good old city, town or borough, in the good old world

[Joe Parks @joepaMN]

The Lay of Leithian is incredible. Wish there was more Tolkien in verse.

[Joe Parks @joepaMN]

Hol.E.Cow

[Lou Raguse @LouNewsMan]

$9 billion is the new estimate of the total amount of fraud in Minnesota programs, according for the lead prosecutor in the federal cases.

[Joe Parks @joepaMN]

I was there, Gandalf. I was there 22 years ago. https://t.co/OC7v8yvMfa

[Joe Parks @joepaMN]

'I'm not leaving the room so you can hand-grenade yourself as a business tactic.'

Had to rewind after laughing too long.

[Joe Parks @joepaMN]

@eigenrobot @selentelechia This state is such a trainwreck it's understandable people just don't believe it

[Joe Parks @joepaMN]

I'm as big of a Rush Hour fan as they come, but 3 was terrible and I'm not sure I want to see 4.

[Joe Parks @joepaMN]

9 dudes and *Bill*

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

howard shore's masterpiece of a score makes 9 dudes and a pony walking by some rocks one of the most epic scenes in all cinema

[Joe Parks @joepaMN]

I knew Joe Buck was going to say this and it still annoyed me soooo much.

Thanks for the reminder.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

14 years ago today:

"We will see you...tomorrow night!"

[Joe Parks @joepaMN]

@ChadTheElder Clearly some rule about divisional games

[Joe Parks @joepaMN]

@jpkolb On Vikings game day too yikes

[Joe Parks @joepaMN]

@arcrowell you see this

[Bobby Nightengale @nightengalejr]

Taj Bradley said he studied scouting reports for the first time in his career this week. He allowed one hit and one run in five innings to the Padres.

“I just never did it at all. I was kind of out there blind the whole time.” https://t.co/yo9ItIXsoY

[Joe Parks @joepaMN]

@eigenrobot I'm tempted every time I'm in HPB to buy big collections of old children's lit, classic lit and like a 90s World Book.

[Joe Parks @joepaMN]

@ChadTheElder They do not really do that up there, you're right about that.

[Joe Parks @joepaMN]

Like I might've booked the screen in the theater bad.

[Joe Parks @joepaMN]

Gladiator 2 is much worse than I expected, yikes.