Joe Papparotto

Baseball | Baltimore | Blink-182 specialist | Father of 3 | Former MASN, WBAL-TV producer | Rick Dempsey told me I had a good slider

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@JoelOptimist1 OR, and hear me out, ORDER a pizza instead.

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Mayo hit that to Montreal

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

Scottie bunker shank 💀

(Still made par. Easy game)

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@editti22 @StatpadGame Some friends just sent me a few:

https://t.co/VleP1qKRPO

https://t.co/MhiOqe2lCx

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

@Matthew_Paras

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Death Cab for Coby

[Jenny Strings @jen_strings]

Shoutout to whoever on Reddit posted this pic of Coby. My emo king.

“Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for yooooou”

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@editti22 I’ll throw these names into the hat as well…Brady, Gibbons, Hoiles, Mancini, Markakis, Wieters, Trumbo, Hardy, Luke Scott

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So I guess switching to individual hitters meetings before taking BP has worked pretty well. The at-bats look 1000% better for the most part. Something had to give. Change can be good.

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Good morning

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@MattTheOsFan I would’ve done the same lol

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😘 Sweet dreams Jeff Hoffman

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

This is the way.

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Turned off the Orioles game again lmao. Let the record show that I’ve done that every game they’ve won this week.

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Trey Yesavage needs a frickin map to find the strike zone and somehow the Orioles have scored only 1 run. This team drives me absolutely nuts.

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The Orioles wanted to show us they were back and then they did the funniest thing in the games that followed.

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Turns out they’re not back at all.

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The question isn’t whether the Orioles are back, but instead HOW back are they?

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I know it’s roster manipulation but I really hope we see the day when Gibson is here for good.

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We have made the following roster moves:

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5 of the 7 best records in the AL belong to teams at the bottom in payroll, yet Manfred says the fans want more balance. Kiss baseball goodbye.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

MLB proposed a hard salary cap of $245.3 million and a salary floor of $171.2 million for 2027 as part of the next CBA, per @JesseRogersESPN

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Just as the Orioles start to get really hot, the baseball Gods strike down Yennier Cano because they saw us having a good time.