Joe

I eat food and I wear socks #PUP

[Joe @joepevs]

@kev_reilly @JdotQu

[Joe @joepevs]

The entitlement here absolutely stinks

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

A statement from Phil Parsons, Chief Executive, Southampton Football Club.

[SaintsExtra @SaintsExtra]

🚨🎟️ Southampton’s 37,604 ticket allocation for Saturday’s Championship play-off final at Wembley is now SOLD OUT #saintsfc @sfcawaynumbers

[Joe @joepevs]

@FootyHumour @JdotQu

[Joe @joepevs]

I would try shedding some of the load it’s carrying. Doesn’t matter what’s beneath them anyway #pompey

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

A US B52 Bomber has reported an “Emergency Situation” over England near Southampton: Developing…

[Joe @joepevs]

@StuddEwan Don’t forget to pack Leeds flag

[Joe @joepevs]

Is this war escalating or what? My car tax and insurance is due and I’m not paying it if I’m going to find myself in a trench in a weeks time

[Joe @joepevs]

@JdotQu @cafcBrownsJFT97 Beautiful isn’t it

[Joe @joepevs]

Fella working self-checkouts in supermarket stood shadow boxing. Old boy scanning his stuff says “any chance of a carrier bag, Muhammad Aldi?”. I Can’t stop giggling 😂

[Joe @joepevs]

@aroundliv @dtolputt

[Joe @joepevs]

@secondtierpod @JdotQu

[Joe @joepevs]

@Roncomps @JdotQu

[Portsmouth FC @Pompey]

📋 An unchanged #Pompey XI to take on Leicester.

[Joe @joepevs]

This is such a desperate argument for not offering children food.

A) all of those food items can be healthy
B) they are all better options than malnourishment

[Mark Dolan @mrmarkdolan]

Chancellor Rachel Reeves proudly describes the food served at breakfast clubs:

🥣 Cereal
🍞 Toast
🧃 Juice

On a point of order, all of those things are terrible for you

[Joe @joepevs]

Eating like my dog on his birthday

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

Pre Sunday roast. Up the eels. Bosh.

[Joe @joepevs]

@3LadsInThePub Chaplin, Swift and Segecic all too similar to be playing at the same time. All trying to occupy the same space. Made it even more frustrating when Bianchini then tried to do the same. End result is very easy to defend against

[Joe @joepevs]

@PompeyPedro Arguably out of play a better option than at the feet of most of our outfield players today.

[19keys @19keys_]

I have to remind myself that the algorithm promotes the dumbest most polarizing content

Which gives you the illusion that the collective thinks like that.

Makes you emotional which produces engagement.

Which gives you a false sense of reality.

[Joe @joepevs]

Same paper

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

✍️ 'Angela Rayner has been exposed as a complete hypocrite. This should mark the end of her career' | Writes @AnnabelDenham1

Read the full column below ⬇️
https://t.co/rKcPTFAeOd

[Joe @joepevs]

Ya can’t park there mate

[INTERIOR HUNT @Interiorhunt11]

Perfect