“The Joker” Joe Randa

Lowcountry Georgia • Saltwater Fishing • Pattern Recognizer • Nicholls St ‘01 Alum

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Logo change since the last US Open at Shinnecock Hills

[Bradley Tampson @bradleytampson]

Un fucking real😭😭

[Tin Cup Mizzou @mcavoymiz]

How it feels to go to a function with your fraternity as a junior

[“The Joker” Joe Randa @joeranda16]

@Sweet_Kristy101 Not 6

[Kentrell “Desean” Gaulden @GauldenBurner]

Fucking hate this guy. #shrink

[Jake Roy @Jake3Roy]

The vendor failed to crack my beer…the perfect projectile to hurl at Cam Schlittler

[Slimm 🦅 @Dizzy_3D]

If I found out my wife was having a 6 year affair with a NFL HC and had the audacity to name one of our sons after him…

[“The Joker” Joe Randa @joeranda16]

@VinnysCorner1 Dan Uggla

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

[Rick Rollance @honkey_talks]

Went through a DUI checkpoint last night leaving the game. Guy asked I’d been drinking, I said no (lie), and he just let me go through. See what happens if you don’t reach and “axe whatchu pool me ova fo”?

[Jacob @AndThatsBB]

I miss old lineup construction:
1. Fastest player
2. Bat control guy (he sucks)
3. Best all-around hitter
4. Best power hitter
5. Lumbering power or bust hitter
6. High-OBP guy who leads off now
7. Bad switch hitter
8. Catcher
9. Gold Glove defender (-5 DRS, can't hit)

[“The Joker” Joe Randa @joeranda16]

@GovTimWalz Great job Tim! Make the lives of nursing home workers worse while Lucinda with Alzheimer’s can have a 3 martini lunch, while money meant to fund nursing homes goes to Somalis #tampontim #joy

[Dennis Erectus, MD @errectusdennis]

If Trump renamed 4/20 as national retarded lazy faggot day his stock would soar

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

A girl I’ve been talking to just asked me to be her +1 to a wedding in June, and I said yes. She later told me it’s a noon wedding and also a dry wedding. To make things even worse, she suggested we carpool with her parents on the 3 hour drive.

Part of a strong relationship is communication, and she never communicated any of these details to me beforehand, so I’m going to have to end things with her.

And no, it’s not because that wedding sounds like the worst thing ever and I’d rather voluntarily go to Guantanamo Bay and be brutally tortured than go to it

[Cornelius “Corn” Minaturr III @uncminaturIII]

Dude the Sox suck dick this place is a shithole

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Every Gatorade commercial is an athlete. I just want 1 hungover person. That’s all I ask.

[“The Joker” Joe Randa @joeranda16]

After throwing May’s rent on defending champion Justin Thomas(+5) to repeat at the RBC, had to call it quits and head over to the Tiki Hut and line up a nice spread of Jalapeño margs. Lucky enough to have found the comfort of a nice gal from Chatham County #pga #mightgetlucky

[“The Joker” Joe Randa @joeranda16]

@HammondCheddar WOW

[“The Joker” Joe Randa @joeranda16]

@OnlyFights__ ORANGE FROM THE TOP ROPES!!!!!!!! Tip of the cap to you camera man #cinema