Joseph Neil Smalley

I talk sports, music, and other good stuff. Wants to become a radio DJ and be an announcer for a sports team.

[Joseph Neil Smalley @joetalksstuff]

@JaxState4Life Oklahoma State experimented with multiple lines on the scoreboard in 2020 to distract the kicker. The kick was still good, but it led to the rule that prohibits such imagery on the board.

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@Outkick Genius, but it never works. Can you imagine Arizona State bringing its basketball's Curtain of Distraction over to football?

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@UpdogSportsTalk Luckily, the scoreboard operator can laugh about it since the Redhawks came back to win the game.

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@NicoleAuerbach At least the scoreboard operator can laugh about it since Miami (Ohio) still won the game.

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@MejiaDinero Can you imagine Arizona State bringing its Curtain of Distraction to football?

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@RDGIX Fake.

[𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 𝐒𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐉𝐫 𝐄𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭 @jsjmuse90]

Still don’t understand why they’ve given 3-6 Arkansas 3 night games so far this year when they couldn’t get one in 2021 when they went 9-4.

Who wants to watch an ass kicking with 25,000 people in Razorback stadium at 6:30, move it to 9:30 am and get the shit over with.

[Joseph Neil Smalley @joetalksstuff]

@NBACobwebs Larry Brown was ejected in the first quarter, so he wasn't around to see the trash fly.

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@beegjuan1 @NFLonFOX Fourth time this season that Fox's bonus coverage has bled into the 4:25 PM EDT window.

[Random SEC @therandomsec]

The only options for Arkansas football:
- get blown out in a humiliating way
- lose a close game in a humiliating way
- win a game and look terrible against a terrible team
- win a game that keeps the terrible coaches/admin in jobs for another 5 years
Every Saturday, no exceptions.

[Turnt Wooldridge @twooldridge]

Silverfield: it’s on me. I take resp-

WE KNOW ITS ON YOU. WE’D LOVE TO BLAME ONLY YOU AND YOUR FUCK ASS PREPARATION, STAFF, AND GAME
MANAGEMENT, BUT UNFORTUNATELY YOU WERE HIRED BY A MAN WHO IS SOMEHOW WORSE AT HIS JOB THAN YOU ARE AT YOURS, SO SIT TIGHT & WE’LL BE WITH YOU SOON

[𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 𝐒𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐉𝐫 𝐄𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭 @jsjmuse90]

Fuck Arkansas Football, destroy the program and turn the stadium into something useful since the parking at UARK is ASS!

[Joseph Neil Smalley @joetalksstuff]

@MimsCourtney Razorbacks keep finding ways to blow games.

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@BBGreatMoments Same game where Dibble intentionally threw a ball at Dascenzo's legs as he fielded a grounder.

[Auburn Memes @AuburnMemes]

Some Arkansas facts

1. They are still actively trying to hire Gus Malzahn

2. Arkansas has the only mascot in college football that is an invasive species in their state

3. Arkansas has the worst bowl record of any SEC team

4. Arkansas claims the 1964 national title as does Alabama. Arkansas was 11-0 Alabama was 10-1….Alabama fans do not recognize this title. Most of America thinks Alabama are a bunch of idiots.

5. Despite the Walton (Wal-Mart) family being some of the biggest donors to the university. None of them have ever actually attended school there and are nothing more than bandwagon fans.

5.5 despite the deep connections to Walmart. Arkansas is actually the school that is the furthest away from a Walmart of any other SEC school.

6. Arkansas is the only football team in the nation that sells Tabacco products in the stadium

7. “Woo pig sooie” originates from an old farmer cat call to women…they’d say “Woo sooie” to girls they thought were cute….that added the “pig” to it & started saying it at games

8. “Tusk” the live pig mascot is slaughtered every 6-7 (to keep it from getting too big) and they cook him & serve him at a big booster event called “hawg heaven” this event raises tons of money for sports

9. One time tusk escaped and causes $450,000 worth of damage on campus before he was captured. He destroyed gardens, cars, & got into a reach building destroying lots of lab equipment

10. He is a Russian boar which term 1 Donald Trump actually sent a letter to their board of trustees encouraging them to switch to an American boar. The letter was ignored

11. Chad Morris is considered this worst SEC coach of all time & nobody knows why Arkansas hired a .500% winning coach from SMU

12. There are ZERO active NFL players from Arkansas right now

13. All the men’s bathrooms in the stadium have trough toilets to go with the “pig theme”

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@MLFootball Eagles still punched it in anyway.

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@UnitedCenter At least it wasn't on short notice unlike in Detroit.

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@SickosCommittee Same for Buffalo

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@ByJasonFoster We're all fearing a repeat of 1994, only worse.