Turnt Wooldridge

Husband, father, Razorback fan. Condiment afficion--, affici--... condiment lover. Has never seen Goonies.

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Day 4 of this hostage crisis and Wolf Blitzer just felt the need to tell us how many electoral votes are needed to win.

Motherfucker I know the name of the registrar in Clark County, Nevada, how to pronounce every town in Georgia, and where every Republican in Arizona lives.

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@DougJBalloon replace the ticking clock with an AR-15 burst

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Wish I could have taken a picture of the thunderstorm that rolled through Little Rock a few minutes ago. Great structure and perfect timing as it moved toward darkness leaving sunset in its wake.

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@charliehog @PhilElsonPxP @NCAABaseball I tend to agree. The only thing that I dislike is how the weather can really play an outsized role. The format makes pitcher usage incredibly important already, and adding another uncontrollable variable can be diabolical.

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MSU pitcher leaves with an ERA of 81.

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Defense now responsible for 2 runs. Gaeckle can’t close a batter out. Nobody can put together a solid AB.

The vibes are very very bad.

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stg if Hunter Yurachek were given the choice between a million bucks or diarrhea for the rest of his life it’s a coin flip he makes the right call

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@EsotericCD Would Talarico be morally superior if he wasn't a Christian? Are all non-Christians, ipso facto, immoral?

What do you mean by his disguise, and why do you consider it pleasing?

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If a state trooper tries and fails for longer than the length of a standard American sitcom to get 4 geese off a highway without running them over, maybe we should be framing this as a skill issue instead of a justification issue.

[Arkansas Times @ArkTimes]

It wasn't surprising that Col. Mike Hagar defended a trooper running over geese on an Arkansas highway. It was a bit surprising how nonsensical and contradictory his justification was. https://t.co/fB5CB9sUfF

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his bum is on the farm

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@atrupar One of the things I find fascinating about JD Vance is that out of all of his name changes, he has landed on JD, which of course is recollecting JD Salinger, who wrote the book The Catcher in the Rye, a well-known favorite among sociopathic murderers.

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I need a good rec to sub out my Fairlife shake for because I cannot with $28 for a 12-pack. At that price I'm better off just buying Mich Ultras and working on my personality.

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@COCAlNESDrSeuss @RainyNarnia @kevinbaum013 If you could buy a lottery ticket that you knew would win you $10 million, would you not buy it because it’s the “lazy way” of becoming a millionaire?

No. Would you give a fuck if someone on the internet said so? Also no.

This is fucking dumb.

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@Law_Hawg @The_Shumater That was hardly a lecture, just an observation about the cost of higher education, which of course is where all of this conversation about public dollars in private schools started.

Letting 529s be a pass through for private school tuition was the first crack.

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@Law_Hawg @The_Shumater I’m fine agreeing to disagree. But, imo his response is solid. Policy and personal decisions are two totally different things.

The lege voted to raise salaries several years ago. Was it hypocritical for any nays (if there were any) to accept that pay bump?

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@Its_Harristotle premium feature, don't waste the opportunity

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@Law_Hawg @The_Shumater Nobody can accuse him of secretly being ambivalent on LEARNS. He was out front. And his time as a state legislature is limited, while his responsibility to his family is not. K-12 you're talking about $100k. That can be a college fund instead.

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@Law_Hawg @The_Shumater I disagree that its a fair question. It's a question that gets asked only to insinuate Tucker should light $7200 on fire.

It's not hypocritical for any of the private school parents I know who are anti-LEARNS to take vouchers. And there are a LOT. Tucker is no different.

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@Law_Hawg @The_Shumater He didn't say he can't answer, he said he wasn't going to answer. I understand his prerogative. What is the relevance of the question?

If the argument is that he should put his kids in public school, that's something else, and a tried and true (and tired) tag on Dems for always

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@TechLaw82 nor Bea Arthur's butthole

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[Blanche Devereaux voice]: Honey, I don’t have a screened in porch. I have an enclosed veranda.