JoehioIsForLovers

34 years of wasted space, and still going strong.

[JoehioIsForLovers @JoeTheWheelman]

“I am complex against employing 2-10 starters as real commentators. You’re a bum, you’re not supposed to talk football.”

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"I am completely against pedicures for dudes. You're a dude, you're not supposed to get pedicures" – Dan Orlovsky

[JoehioIsForLovers @JoeTheWheelman]

@jaketapper If you we’re before you don’t get to now.

[JoehioIsForLovers @JoeTheWheelman]

@gabbgoudy Spoken like a true man of god 🙄

[JoehioIsForLovers @JoeTheWheelman]

His stint in Jacksonville lasted longer than this

[Cleveland Scene @ClevelandScene]

Urban Meyer's Pint House no longer opening in downtown Cleveland https://t.co/TPCC26NTUz

[JoehioIsForLovers @JoeTheWheelman]

Still more successful than his stint in Jacksonville

[Scott Suttell @ssuttell]

Plans have been called off for an Urban Meyer's Pint House sports bar that was planned for a former Winking Lizard location at 811 Huron Road in the Gateway District, which has been vacant since 2021. Details from @JeremyNobile.
https://t.co/GrxoebKN19

[JoehioIsForLovers @JoeTheWheelman]

@budlightlyman @SaraCivian Any word on Abraham “Linky” Lincoln? That was a bad shot he took the head.

[JoehioIsForLovers @JoeTheWheelman]

@s8n That’s just Mitch McConnell

[JoehioIsForLovers @JoeTheWheelman]

@miketgould I actually think Columbus should take a swing. They need center depth, they could make the cap work, his contract is long so you have him under control. Smaller American market might help him.
The NMC is tough but that’s the reality of a lot of players now.

[JoehioIsForLovers @JoeTheWheelman]

At this point bring back Carlos Santana and just tell him not to swing. You’d get better results than the last month of Manzo

[gabb @gabbgoudy]

thoughts on a trade for nathaniel lowe? the reds really aren’t doing much. if manzo & hoskin aren’t going to get it done…at least he will take a walk or two. idc that he’s another LHH. pls someone just get hits.

also you guys can tell me if this dumb it’s fine

[JoehioIsForLovers @JoeTheWheelman]

You can’t even call this a participation trophy…you have to actually participate to get that

[Ken Campbell @Ken_Campbell27]

When the NHL puts out its annual sappy ad spot depicting how much courage and valour and hard work it takes to win the Cup, I hope that they also mention that you could either devote your entire life to winning the Cup...or you could be the middle-school child of a billionaire.

[JoehioIsForLovers @JoeTheWheelman]

@Jacobtheclipper @Collegeekidd Jacob taking an L here, which as a Clippers fan I assume he is accustomed to

[JoehioIsForLovers @JoeTheWheelman]

Blue Jackets have 42 years left to tie your Leafs playoff drought. But yes, keep talking shit.

[Rad Sundin @MapleLeaves34]

Seattle Kraken are (or will be) the new Arizona Coyotes, Atlanta Thrashers, Columbus Blue Jackets, etc.

Shit franchise, shit city, shit team that nobody wants to go play for.

Was a bad decision in the first place to put a team there.

[JoehioIsForLovers @JoeTheWheelman]

@JacobsFieldRBW @benjaminmike420 He’s warm or deep enough to be a pussy. He’s just a melting snowflake.

[JoehioIsForLovers @JoeTheWheelman]

@OleTimeHardball

[JoehioIsForLovers @JoeTheWheelman]

Anywhere but Golden State

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James will continue his NBA career for the 2026-27 season and has informed the Los Angeles Lakers that the franchise can move on without him because he will play elsewhere, Klutch Sports CEO Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[JoehioIsForLovers @JoeTheWheelman]

@gabbgoudy I was planning on jumping off the 480 bridge, but this seems like a better alternative

[JoehioIsForLovers @JoeTheWheelman]

@PillowPantsPT Triggered? You’re the one continuing to comment at on my post lol

[JoehioIsForLovers @JoeTheWheelman]

Fuck this piece of shit.

[Aubrey Huff @aubrey_huff]

I can pretty much guarantee you I know exactly what Buster wants to say about having to answer irrelevant non-Baseball questions that pertain to the sexual preference within the LGBTQ fudge packing community.

You know how I know what he wants to say? Because it’s exactly what I, & most every single player, coach, & front office executive who were part of the @SFGiants World Series dynasty teams that brought the city 3 World Series titles in 5 years would say. And say confidently into the camera…..

“I’m not wearing this gay bullshit. Queers don’t watch Baseball anyway. They watch The View, enjoy therapy, & fudge packing sessions. And anyone inside the LGBTQ community, or those who support them don’t like what I just said, then I say to you…. Go fuck yourselves, & eat a dick. And I mean that in the most literal sense.”

[JoehioIsForLovers @JoeTheWheelman]

@PillowPantsPT Never once implied I wanted to fuck you BRO. I understand words are hard for you, which explains why you have to have cuck boy Aubrey say them to you.

[JoehioIsForLovers @JoeTheWheelman]

@PillowPantsPT She’s got you, so youre clearly wrong

[JoehioIsForLovers @JoeTheWheelman]

@NYR2024CUP Well, I must not be an ignorant fag because here you are messaging me. If god is real he skipped gifting you intelligence you ignorant cuck.