Joe williams

Its all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

[Alby @ALBY_LAD]

“WHERE ARE YEH??”

My Brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it

Me:

[jando x @jando522]

anyone: “hey guys”

my brain:

don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it

me: “it’s nicole”

[Louis Theroux @louistheroux]

Giver.

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

"Said my first word at 1, United mad by 7, bored by 11. Left school at 16, 18; I worked nights at The Castle. But then I stopped pulling pints and started pushing myself. I did things I never dreamed I would, overcame things I never thought I could."

[Paul Chuckle @PaulChuckle2]

#BeachHair 😎

[Paul Chuckle @PaulChuckle2]

😎

[Kirk @ConnorJobson18]

What’s to eat today?

⚪️McDonald’s

⚪️Steak n chips

⚪️ Pizza

🔘Rice Cake

🔘Fish and a rice cake

🔘 Just Fish

🔘 Rice cake

🔘Fish and a rice cake

[Kyla @s9kyle]

I am:

⚪️ gay

⚪️ straight

🔘leaving and you can’t stop me! I’m packing my bags, I had a very calm day until this a little bump in the road comes and she be’s sarcastic! She’s gunna try n stop me but she can’t run in those lil high heels! You’ll never see this face AGAIN!

[Games Mono Marvel @gamesmonomarvel]

How not to lose your suitcase 😂😂

[Lily Allen @lilyallen]

Someone gave me a line of what I assumed to be cocaine at the Glamour awards once, but it turned out to be Ketamine. I was thrown out (passed over some railings) of the Glamour awards for being in a k hole. https://t.co/YwF9auVNnc

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Some people say I've changed and lost touch with reality & everyday problems and chores. If that's true, then why do I still fill up my plane myself?

[Joe williams @joewilz]

what the actual fuck 😂😂 https://t.co/uewM1ZFfgk

[UberObvious @UberObvi]

People with peanut allergies are less likely to enjoy eating peanuts.