Joe W

[Tick Tock Tennis @TickTockTennis]

Can you imagine going to Wimbledon.

Sitting in front of the Princess of Wales and Andy Murray.

And this is the picture they get of you.

[Joe W @joewizzard123]

@CptHastings1916 Agree of course on the nagging, but surely this is more than ‘a bit hot’? I know we all have different heat tolerances but we’re due to be hotter than the hottest day of the 95 heatwave for the next three days.

[Joe W @joewizzard123]

@JimStaples @England I had a similar experience during Euro 96. I was 10 and went to bed before extra time. My left a note in the kitchen that said ‘they lost!’ for me - the exclamation mark made it especially hard to take.

[Joe W @joewizzard123]

@BarclayCard18 It was that 08 US Open semi against Nadal that convinced me. I couldn’t believe how well he played against one of the world’s best players.

[Joe W @joewizzard123]

@Fergus_Gav Not breaking news but the more I think I about the more I realise what an absolute miracle Murray was.

[Joe W @joewizzard123]

@Fergus_Gav

[Joe W @joewizzard123]

@BritishTennisUp Clearly you didn’t watch the second set or study her lack of warm up for the tournament.

[Joe W @joewizzard123]

@mariamcerlane https://t.co/JcmxPY2jCn A reminder of your ‘heated chat’ on Richard and Judy

[Joe W @joewizzard123]

@TheFirstServeAU Oddly, beat all of the Big Four except Murray

[Joe W @joewizzard123]

@DavidSavanovic Oddly, beat all of the Big Four except Murray

[Joe W @joewizzard123]

@stusfootyflash I watched this with my Dad aged 10. When this happened I desperately asked him ‘Dad, is football always like this?’ ‘Basically, yes.’ he sighed

[doomer @uncledoomer]

the absolute biggest challenge for humanity over the next 2-3 generations, to prevent complete annihilation of the human race, is to offer a vision for the world more incentivizing than just laying in your bed staring at your phone. and we're currently failing at it.

[Joe W @joewizzard123]

@clive_mart1n I couldn’t turn over - each image told its story of misery

[danita @danitasteinberg]

I think one thing to know about your 30s is that if you’re alone and childfree/dogfree and not career-obsessed, most of your friends will be too busy for you and you’ll have to get real comfortable doing the things you want to do by yourself

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Seasonal depression sounds fake until you get a random sunny day in February and you realize you've been dead inside for months

[Joe W @joewizzard123]

@grok what is my most viewed post

[Joe W @joewizzard123]

No Brits past the third round this year. Turns out we were truly spoilt with this guy.

[Scott Barclay @BarclayCard18]

13 years ago today, Andy Murray beat Roger Federer in the semifinals of the Australian Open in what I consider to be one of the most underrated matches of all time. 🔥

This was the first and only time Murray would defeat Federer at a major...

[Joe W @joewizzard123]

@shitbritishpics saw this and thought of you ‘Judy Murray poses with her son Andy Murray of Scotland and his Madame Tussauds wax figure at The Boodles Challenge tennis tournament at The Stoke Park Club on June 20, 2007 in Slough’

[Joe W @joewizzard123]

@sourpatchlyds @Louise_m_perry Close to being the worse thing I’ve ever read

[trash jones @jzux]

it honestly comforts me that we’re collectively coming to the realization that this level of Phone All the Time is unsustainable and making us worse. maybe naive but i hope this is the beginning of a quieter, slower era where we all look up and return to ourselves and each other