Joseph

Get married and have kids, they’ll drive you sane. Really just here to reply to awesome and/or stupid tweets.

[Joseph @joey_hoffman]

@JomboyMedia Oh man, that got me.

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@dennisdoddcbs lol

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@BennettArron Yes

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@XIAMEMPRESS lol, everyone?

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@DysonProgram Well, there goes the next three months of my life.

[Joseph @joey_hoffman]

@NathanJRobinson I’ll answer it. Because she can, because she has no (financial) reason to be ashamed. You don’t use your kids to make a point, you give them the best you can.

[Joseph @joey_hoffman]

@CNviolations Sounds amazing

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@ayeejuju For the millionth time, all of the good food used in these comparisons are widely available in the US.

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@WB_Baskerville @CHSommers Man, that last sentence really got me.

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@DudespostingWs It’s cute but also anxiety inducing.

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@RCG3211978 @AP Found them:

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@AP ‘Journalism’

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@Protestia Pastrix?

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@ABC I’m not sure something that speaks my thoughts would be a good idea for me.

[Joseph @joey_hoffman]

@Polymarket Seems like regular sight should’ve caught that one.

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@HitsAndCharts He’s not going to get away with this.

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@OliLondonTV I guess the singing didn’t work..

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@MrRelatable88 The obvious one.

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@washingtonpost I’ve seen the image. What a crock of shit you’re promoting.