Joe Two

🐧 fan from when they sucked. Foremost expert on all things Zac Efron. Host on @2fast2forever. Miles. Over. Everything. #2F2F

[Joe Two @JoeyDe_]

@saxboybilly18 Hahahahaha I love Portland so much was there a few weeks ago. Also shout out great lost bear good choice!

[Joe Two @JoeyDe_]

Perfection.

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[Joe Two @JoeyDe_]

@saxboybilly18 So happy for you bud. I’m loving this!

[Joe Two @JoeyDe_]

The most New England thing I’ve ever experienced are the dual Dunkin’ Donuts in the New Haven train station roughly 100 feet and 1 level apart.

[Cole @Glycoleysis]

my new england

[Joe Two @JoeyDe_]

@ReactionRocket Preach!

[Joe Two @JoeyDe_]

@saxboybilly18 Holy shit!!!! Love this

[Joe Two @JoeyDe_]

This Project Hail Mary promo has been wild.

[Joe Two @JoeyDe_]

I once watched the dark knight rises in a theater in downtown Pittsburgh and the Batmobile passed the entrance in the movie and people turned around as if he was actually coming down the street behind them outside.

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

What is your record for shortest distance between where you saw a movie and where it was shot

[Joe Two @JoeyDe_]

@lcsimmer_16 @SarahisCensored Hahahaha these Rubio memes are killing me

[Joe Two @JoeyDe_]

Every day this planet gets worse and worse.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The NBA has cancelled the Atlanta Hawks' Magic City game promotion on March 16.

[destiney bleu @destineybleu]

Hey babe, I’m stuck at work, can you pick up Thug Motivation 101 from ballet?

[Joe Two @JoeyDe_]

On a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man,
In a dusty black coat with a red right hand.

[Joe Two @JoeyDe_]

I’m gonna need to see Matt Johnson and Harmony Korine just sit there and discuss movies together. I feel like they are somehow so similar and so different at the same time but I highly respect both brains and want to see them interact.

[Joe Two @JoeyDe_]

Tonight’s thoughts: Gwen Stefani was the vehicle to get us from Madonna to Lady Gaga.

[Joe Two @JoeyDe_]

OMFG they actually did precisely this.

[Joe Two @JoeyDe_]

Incredible.

[Seth Rorabaugh @SethRorabaugh]

Mike Tomlin will say something like, "We can't eat soup with forks. We need spoons." Then the Steelers will sign a 2018 Pro Bowler to the practice squad.

[Joe Two @JoeyDe_]

Trunk or treat is precisely what’s wrong with the world.

[Joe Two @JoeyDe_]

Hey @CircaLasVegas can someone tell Parker at the mega bar “The Browns is the Browns” for me- with love his friends that watch the draft with him every year. See you in April! #HereWeGo

[Joe Two @JoeyDe_]

Me for the past 24 hours.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

I love reading Taylor Swift lyrics and wondering how they could possibly be set to music

[Joe Two @JoeyDe_]

I think I girl bossed too close to the sun.