Joey Sample

YA writer and someday (toes crossed!) YA author of books about queer kids / Rep’d by @MandyHubbard / Awkward AF / Not cool enough for Twitter / He, Him, His

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@stampepk If it's worth anything, I remember those pics and thought, "He was cute!" Shame on those women. <3

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@benjimnn If it involves a can of beets, I'm in.

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@PaperAshes Congrats!

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@ShaunieDarko I screamed when I woke up, and then again when after I got out of the shower, and then again when I sat down at my computer. #cathartic

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@DougDodsonENews Done. And if you decide to follow back, then I apologize in advance: it's pretty much just selfies. My life is boring AF.

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@benjimnn Happy birthday! Hope there's a can of beets to open later.

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@andrewzigler damn.

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Waking up in the middle of the night with the "fix" on a particularly tricky scene. Most of the time, I forget to write it down, but, oh man, there's always a smile on my face when I remember.

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@joesangweid Proud of you too, buddy.

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Okay, I'm waiting on like six important emails. Is this the place where I ask for thoughts and prayers and good juju? #badattwitter #butseriously #waitinggame #notfun

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@r_bittner Congrats! Feels good, right?

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@ShaunieDarko Right back at you, buddy.

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@ShaunieDarko Hang in there. <3

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@ShaunieDarko Again, twinsies. My brain is shit.

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@DougDodsonENews Livin your best life. And also my life.

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@MandyHubbard No advice, but I want to cuddle that dog soooo hard.

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@tomryanauthor Seems weird to like that, because obviously you are brilliant but wanted to show support. Hang in there! #impostersyndromesupportgroup

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@tezerez YASSSS!

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@tezerez, we should go in and pretend that we need jobs and eat some mozz sticks and then be all, "Nah, we're good."

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@mfbenji Gold star to you.