Joseph Joffe

Unabashed Celtics fan and proudly-returned Bostonian

[Joseph Joffe @jofficus44]

@Professorbroman @A_dmg04 @UnrollHelper unroll please

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

Hey @elonmusk why isn’t @LPNH banned from Twitter?

@FBI @SecretService

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Elon Musk deleted this.

You know what to do.

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

something about this feels familiar...

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

I'm going to post this video every day until the election

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

This photo of three incredible Presidents triggers the fuck out of MAGA, so whatever you do — don’t share it anywhere. 😈

[Joseph Joffe @jofficus44]

Check out my amazing #SeasonRecap from #MARVELSNAP Avengers vs X-Men Season!https://t.co/WZ92oWFTT9

[Marc D'Amico @Marc_DAmico]

This was the definition of a schedule loss for the Celtics. They landed at 5:30am yesterday after playing three games in four nights to end a 10-day road trip. Then, without Porzingis, hosted a rested Suns team that had its entire Big 3 healthy and needed a W.

Boston won by 15.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

That was fast.

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

Springsteen for Biden. Nothing else needs to be said.

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

OFFICIALLY PLAYOFF BOUND ☘️

#DifferentHere

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

The fact that Trump libeled @ejeancarroll on @CNBC @SquawkCNBC is highly significant for a procedural reason in addition to a substantive one.

Were E. Jean to sue Trump just for the speech he gave in northwest Georgia the other day, she probably would have had to sue in the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of Georgia.

But now that he libeled her on Squawk Box, which is anchored in Manhattan, she likely may now sue in the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York.

If she does that, the case would be assigned to Judge Lewis A. Kaplan as a case related to the earlier two cases that produced $88.3 million in damages awards.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

BREAKING NEWS: Major Media on the Cusp of Reporting on Everything Proof Has Revealed This Weekend About Evan Greenberg, the Trump Family, and Chubb*

*See my pinned tweet.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

(🚨) MAJOR UPDATE to my pinned tweet on the TRUMP-GREENBERG BOND DEAL, which report (see the pinned post) is free. Here is the update:

[Joseph Joffe @jofficus44]

@lawofruby @NBCNews @threadreaderapp unroll this please

[Lisa Rubin @lawofruby]

@NBCNews In the second Carroll trial, two defamatory statements were at issue, one on June 21, 2019 and other on June 22, 2019. This is Trump’s June 22 statement, which starts with a denial of knowing “who this woman is” and that her story is “a totally false accusation.” 3/

[Lisa Rubin @lawofruby]

During a long speech at his rally, attended by @nbcnews, he referenced the $91.63 million bond he posted yesterday to stay enforcement of the $83.3 million judgment Carroll obtained—and said it was “based on false accusations made about me by a woman that I knew nothing about, didn’t know, never head of, I know nothing about her.” 2/

[Lisa Rubin @lawofruby]

For those of you wondering how long it would take Donald Trump to defame E. Jean Carroll again, it seems to have happened tonight in Rome, GA. 1/

[Fredrik Thylander @Thylander]

Eight years ago today we launched Tom Clancy's The Division.

It changed my life. I moved across the country to make it. I made most of my current friends either at Massive or from the community.

I hope it gave you joy and friendship and thrills over the years.

#TheDivision

[Joseph Joffe @jofficus44]

@JeremyECrawford @DrazAndPlank A lvl 8 Druid player at my table cast Polymorph on himself, to assume the form of a T-Rex.

He's been rolling CON saves to stay morphed after damage, but what about feats or class/racial bonuses that would affect the save?

Should it just be rolls based only the Trex statblock?