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Solving crime and fighting injustice - all before settling down to watch Antiques Road Trip...dog whisperer and craftsman. Hates being late likes Redbush tea...

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@DPD_UK can you please tell me where my parcel is?????? You've had it over a week now and I still haven't received it.

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@grahnort I've got to say tonight was the worse music ever to have been screened on your show

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Is #terrywogan donating his fee this year????

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Who the hell brought #sclubseven back. @halfpennyhome sings better in the bath.

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@BBCMOTD Gary lineker hand ball is hand ball regardless of who did it. #biased reporting.

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@SkySports #GaryNeville is by far the best commentator on sky. Non biased unlike the rest.

[Rock Lobster @MissWittank]

Sharon Osbourne there, complaining about ppl making careers by hanging off coat tails of famous relatives/partners. *cough hypocrite cough*

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Just been to @halfpennyhome book launch. Forget the book, I'm completely smashed.!!!!

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With @halfpennyhome and her folk's listening to Fleetwood Mac .

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Family member having never worked in 50 years.

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Very disappointed in @CAB. They advised a family member not to take a job because they'd have to pay rent. Basically better off on the dole

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@halfpennyhome has just requested we purchase....................goats!!! Yes goats.

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Just had the chest and stomach burn from @halfpennyhome elder flower home brew......

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I want it noted @halfpennyhome, @jennytidman i was not at the pub but doing my duty as a friend, drinking at someone's home.

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Great night with @halfpennyhome watching Australian Pink Floyd

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@bluejude I'm glad to see your more concerned about @halfpennyhome scissors than my hair.. !

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Just like to say a big thankyou to @halfpennyhome for the haircut. We won't mention the big chunk you cut out above my ear.

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Always check dimensions when buying a shed. My new one is only suitable for the smaller person.. And I'm only 5'8" ffs

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@bluejude @halfpennyhome Hi right back at ya..

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Jokes about white sugar are rare but brown sugar - Demerara.