Musical Godoy 🎶

lmao

[Migue @sinbuenostuits]

Los ingleses en el Museo de Antropología mientras estamos distraídos con el partido:

[the greg hy supremacy agenda @ADropOfMagic]

I didn’t think we were gonna get to literally let them eat cake

[🎭 @deepfates]

The secret to riffing is being able to make a surprising connection faster than other people for this purpose. For this reason, I keep a reverse hashmap of all jokes I've ever heard, indexed by punchline. So I can find the joke in O(1) time

[✩ @flight37video]

the outfit threw me i thought this was The Deep for a second

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

To all who celebrate

[. @bagttega]

You’ll never be Pogba

[lily gaming 🦊 @Ikol_Tweets]

NHS gathering geolocations for Palantir and keeping it to use against you for PIP claims

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

Kenneth Blume (fka @kennybeats) shared that "Jesus Is the One (I Got Depression)"—his viral freestyle with @zackfox—has been certified Gold by RIAA. The certification comes seven years after the track's release.⁠

The freestyle was recorded for Blume's YouTube series The Cave and features Fox rapping in a top hat and sunglasses about Thousand Island dressing and mental illness, among many other things. In a tweet about the milestone, Blume revealed that they donated half of the song's proceeds to The Trevor Project since its 2019 release, raising nearly $60,000 for the organization.

[Tom Cecil @scopgieb]

I hosted the first ever Pride Event for Boyfriends of Bisexual Women 🏳️‍🌈

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

they invented hasbarabi

[Musical Godoy 🎶 @jogo_901]

@nctelediario tia, te recomiendo el podcat gente muerta (no lo he escuchado pero sigo a la que lo lleva, que es una máquina) que beatriz ha estado un par de veces de invitada. El podcast va sobre personajes históricos y suelen tener a un historiador y a un cómico para hablar de ellos.

[tubo de cemento @pacoelmag0]

si yo fuese un hongo madrileño sería setangana

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Saying “no thanks I’m trying to quit” whenever I’m offered anything

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@Complex Petit disque orange (rotated), by František Kupka, 1932

[Tage @Tagelca]

Me imagino por un momento que esto ocurre y los ALIENS abducen a Endrick justo el día que Ancelotti lo pone a jugar y os juro que se me caen lágrimas de la risa

[🟦DanDee🟥 @FineNDanDee]

The window makes him look like he's complaining about Michael Scott

[🥩 @llorentada]

Es loko que DjMario va a ser papi y PapiGavi es dj

[Caba @CabaRM_]

Endrick se va cedido al Cádiz.

Ancelotti:

[Jake! @vaughanilla_cos]

Why does this have the exact same composition as that one shot from Superman