Johan K. Jensen

Infrastructure at @Uber Denmark | Previously interned at @Apple | ✝ | @[email protected] or @[email protected]

[DHH @dhh]

It's wild to think back upon this, but work at 37signals would collectively stop for an hour or two when Steve was speaking. We'd all gather around the Campfire to ohh and ahh at all the new stuff. What a fun era that was! Don't cry that it's over, be happy it once was so.

[Johan K. Jensen @johankj]

@tgsogaard Hvor er det vildt, at dette fantastiske tweet nu er 10 år gammelt 🤯

[Johan K. Jensen @johankj]

Apparently, I joined Twitter 15 years ago today. I’ve mainly been off Twitter for the past 1.5 years, and now it’s completely different (thx Elon) and Mastodon and Threads is now a thing. I kinda miss the old tight-knit communities of 2008-2012 #MyTwitterAnniversary

[John Wilander 🇺🇦 @johnwilander]

I'm #hiring a Privacy-Enhancing Technologies Engineer to join the WebKit team at Apple! This is your chance to apply MPC, DP, unlinkable tokens, and homomorphic encryption to the web platform. Location: Cupertino, CA. https://t.co/a0NRbPlzBh

[Johan K. Jensen @johankj]

@stroughtonsmith @chockenberry It is. They’re adding a dylib and injecting it, which can then swizzle any checks.

[Johan K. Jensen @johankj]

@cullophid @GeeWengel @Netcompany_DK Og det er ikke fordi du bruger version 1.4.4? https://t.co/MY5b3IbZk1

[Stephen Diehl @smdiehl]

This is the most basic argument against crypto that I tell all the people who call me. The tech doesn't work, and the fundamental idea is ahistorical and flawed. Writing it down so I don't have to repeat myself all the time.

The Case Against Crypto
https://t.co/WGauEwSlQM

[Johan K. Jensen @johankj]

@simonbs It’s a must-have for code search in large companies.

[Johan K. Jensen @johankj]

@DonutOperator @BigZaphod That would be deeply illegal in Denmark. You can’t just attack someone like that. I would expect the attacker to be punished harder in the court of law than the thief. Americans’ craving for violence and punishment is disturbing.

[Johan K. Jensen @johankj]

@kieransenior I really wish for a longer, second season. The first season was so fun!

[Johan K. Jensen @johankj]

@auchenberg iTerm 2

[Grant Sanderson @3blue1brown]

If you took 1 year a stopped reading the news or going on social media, and spent that same time reading books instead, do you think you'd be more happy or less happy?

[Johan K. Jensen @johankj]

@simonbs I’m really curious about how many minutes you’ve listened to Ed Sheeran. Taylor Swift topped my chart, but I’ve only spent 215 minutes listening to her songs. Out of 26k minutes, that comes down to <1%.

[Johan K. Jensen @johankj]

@jakobsvendsendk Siger manden der har læst matematik på universitetet 😄

[Paw @luckymarmot]

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[Johan K. Jensen @johankj]

@johnwilander I’ve accidentally clicked play on two podcasts on @Spotify and now they pop up on the main view and there’s no way to remove them. I’ve even contemplated switching to Apple Music to not be pestered with what Spotify calls podcasts.

[Johan K. Jensen @johankj]

@jakobsvendsendk Kapitel 3 er især virkeligt godt!

[sarah jeong @sarahjeong]

first gen Sonos is such a remarkable case study in beautiful hardware built to last that slowly drives you insane with worse and worse software support

[Johan K. Jensen @johankj]

@tapbot_paul I saw someone force quit all their apps all the time and pointed out the same battery/speed thing. They responded: battery still lasts a day and they’re fast enough

[Johan K. Jensen @johankj]

@simonbs I have strong feelings for this dock. Going from 2D to 3D felt magical.