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Press Statement
Following lengthy discussions and by Mutual Consent the club have parted company with our Management Team of Lee Hodges and Chris Todd for the coming season. Lee and Chris were appointed to come in and work with and strengthen our squad with the aim
Hearing that @AFCSTAUSTELL are set to announce a change in the managerial role. From what I understand, club legend Brian Powell is coming out of retirement and taking on the role as a player manager. Father 'n' son at the back for Town this year #Bothgotbigdicks@kieranpowell24
Hearing that Cornish record sharpshooter @markrapsey1 is being hounded out of retirement. @foxholestars and @torpointafc are after his signature. Think the old buck still has goals left in him. Petrol money and a B vitamin per goal is the offer from both parties. Interesting.
@john85745868@foxholestars@torpointafc Haha John!!! I wish mate! My knees will just about get me around 18 holes of golf once a fortnight!!! Two decent clubs though and a great offer!!! π€β½οΈππ
BREAKING NEWS: A sauce has just told me that St Breward reserves are trying to hijack @HelstonAFC deals for @Slateeford@ollybrokes@liameddy9 and @markgolds. Apparently a few of their boys are waiting in a transit van just off the A390 and plan to kidnap the St Austell boys 1/2
BREAKING NEWS: I'm being told that @Denman6 and @luke_perkes are meeting in the next week for a best out of 3 game of Rock, Paper Scissors to determine who takes the @AFCSTAUSTELL job. Best of luck lads.π
BREAKING NEWS: I'm hearing that world famous striker Glynn Hobbs spotted getting off a train in Par. Can of Stella and a packet of quavers in hand. Looks like a man whoβs about to have a new club. Great signing by Blazey if they manage to get this one over the line. Shrewd.