John Cortinas

Mythic Bitch

[John Cortinas @John_Cortinas]

It’s been a min

[KenKen @KensBestLyfe]

This Will Never Not Be Funny😭😭

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[BIG BOSS @bigbosssaidthat]

every single night I pray that my tits are sitting right

[Chicha Roan @jush_for_fun]

Everyone dying but him…

[Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL @PinkRangerLB]

Dolly at the pearly gates getting us all into heaven

[rozz @rozzheeg]

lily tomlin and Jane Fonda report to the diva protection bunker asap

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

Dolly Parton dead but all the genocidal warmongering psychopaths in power are somehow still kicking

[Whereismode @Whereismode]

How’s Dolly Parton dead but not trump….life is so unfair

[ola @piscesworId]

dolly was supposed to live forever 😓 rip queen

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: Mitch McConnell has been on paid medical leave for 51 days now. That's over 7 weeks.

This is a week longer than the 6 weeks of maternity leave that women in the US are not guaranteed after giving birth.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

You’ll never be her

[bug girl @buggirl]

and if u EVER talk shit about pigeons in my presence….. well….. let’s just say the pigeons are all behind me rn and we’re gonna pluck every morsel of flesh from ur bones and leave them on the street to be bleached by the sun and eroded away until they are nothing but dust. so

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

one of my earliest memories of a mother birth

[Covie @covie_93]

.....unless you are an ICE agent.

[hate you chargers @Notcazteeezy]

Wasn't a "hoax" until someone's name appeared in it...

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

Reminder: Trump voted by mail in Florida.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

He is Pedophile.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

The president is scared of your power, and he wants you to believe your vote does not matter.

He wants you to lose confidence in our electoral system so you stay home this November. He knows how discontent the American people are, and he wants to make sure that you do not vote.

Because if the people vote in their numbers, Republicans will lose.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Before the president gets on television tonight to peddle lies and conspiracy theories, here is what you need to know:

The 2020 election was not stolen. We won, and he lost.

[Christopher David @Tazerface16]

Trump is so fucking dumb that when he heard that semiconductors use "transistors," he thought they said "transgenders."

That's how fucking stupid our President is.