John Curtis

[John Curtis @john_curtis00]

@suzannahcurtis Thanks

[John Curtis @john_curtis00]

@cooper_bwn Go to college

[John Curtis @john_curtis00]

I think my family misses me

[John Curtis @john_curtis00]

@suzannahcurtis If you ever fuck up my grilled cheese you’re gonna catch these hands

[John Curtis @john_curtis00]

Can Pokémon Go be make a come back? I miss biking around town at 4 in the morning bumping into people doing exactly what I’m doing

[Ben Rich😎🚀 @BenRichOfficial]

This is just disgusting getting your toddler child involved in your awful lifestyle and teaching him bad habits at such a young age YOU SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED his elbows clearly past the edge of the table https://t.co/rZEscS3tNZ

[John Curtis @john_curtis00]

Fuck yeah

[John Curtis @john_curtis00]

@tayyyclarkkk I know right, monopoly can get really tiring after a while

[John Curtis @john_curtis00]

@TObrad_ @LucaBennett2 Short but to the point

[John Curtis @john_curtis00]

@suzannahcurtis Problem is the only way you’re gonna get to wal mart is if a parental figure drives you and that’s REALLLLLY romantic

[John Curtis @john_curtis00]

@suzannahcurtis How to do you know what an acid trip is like? You’re 13 years old

[John Curtis @john_curtis00]

@suzannahcurtis Child you’re in grade 8, calm down

[John Curtis @john_curtis00]

It’s sad that I can drink beer faster than water

[John Curtis @john_curtis00]

I have no problem loosing a board game, but when you brag about it for 5 straight hours then I have a problem

[John Curtis @john_curtis00]

@blake_schmitz Damn, that’s original

[John Curtis @john_curtis00]

Ya snowmobiling is cool and all until you put $50 of gas into the sled and it’s not full

[John Curtis @john_curtis00]

@cooper_bwn @CjOlan46 For what reason have I not seen this before?

[John Curtis @john_curtis00]

Happy birthday you beautiful fuck stick @cooper_bwn

[John Curtis @john_curtis00]

@WORLDSTAR Acid rap