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Turtles can breathe out of their butt, which is incredible. Considering most humans can only talk out of theirs.

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@EricLDaugh He's probably going to take the 5th or plead Alzheimer's

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@TPostMillennial Mystics always reminds me of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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@IfindRetards Just retard of the day?

on a sidenote "Wearable eyeglasses were invented in Northern Italy" her wearing that is cultural appropriation

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@EricLDaugh in other news, @SenMcConnell is still dead

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@EricLDaugh Is @SenatorMitchM going to speak too?

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@EricLDaugh Wow a show of emotion from a sociopath. You'll be doing some real crying when you're voted out of office @johnthune

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@bennyjohnson It's really no wonder he was kicked out of office with a margin of over 2:1. I'm ashamed to call him my senator
@JohnCornyn

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@TPostMillennial No more influencing for her ... if you want to kill yourself go to Canada. If it's not a forest fire the imaginary "lack of a cure" will kill you

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@Kalshi

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@DeFiTracer 35% is not good enough odds. The odds are mathematically greater when its over 50% and almost definite when its over 80% right now the odds of the interest rate being untouched is 77% on Kalshi

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@TripleDTrader

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@Breaking911 reinforces my faith in humanity

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@elonmusk As a small shareholder I am really proud of this moment

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@lecternleader me too

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@TripleDTrader Just 200% they must have some pretty bad bad fund managers. PMP Members make more than that in their sleep

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The Earth looks pretty flat to me

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@IfindRetards 'cause them trannys are fixin' to drop knowledge straight off their phone while screamin' fire and brimstone into that microphone like a backwoods preacher on moonshine

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@TPostMillennial Can he please go back to snorting cocaine again?

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@financialjuice Financial Juice is on some strong juice today

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@financialjuice They hire Biden?