John Gilding

Crisp enthusiast

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@LeahWaygood Anything less doesn’t count as falling down the stairs. It’s an all or nothing situation

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He’s making a list,
He’s getting it wrong,
He hasn’t felt happy in so fucking long,
Santa Claus is trying his best.

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It used to be that you could swallow an orange whole without peeling it. But you can’t do that anymore.

Because of choke.

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4 July is just before the Euro QFs.

Rishi thinks we’ll get knocked out in the quarters, pass it on

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A lot to dig into here.

Why are an out of date Aston Martin, Christopher Nolan, and the England team that hasn’t won anything in nearly 60 years the best representations of the soft power of the United Kingdom?

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@hharrisonjourno Proud of you x

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Calling it now: The actors in the Glasgow Wonka experience are going to be those mystery guests on Big Fat Quiz of 2024

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: All I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets

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What do you call a Brazilian milky coffee?

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

Bob Mortimer in any kind of peril

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957th anniversary of the Battle of Hastings today.

RIP Harold, you would have loved Greggs x

[Liberal Democrats @LibDems]

@LeonEmirali All Liberal Democrats have notoriously long legs

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Everyone stop football, there’s not much point anymore. The King is done 👑

Tack för allt, Big Berg.

[IFK Göteborg @IFKGoteborg]

💙🤍| Marcus Berg tackar för sig – men det är vi som säger tack!

Läs mer på vår hemsida och i appen Blåvitt+.

#ifkgbg

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Naples, that famously Māori city.

[Italian Football TV @IFTVofficial]

Napoli just dropped their NEW black and gold third kit 👕

Fitting for champions 🏆🇮🇹

It features the design of different Maori tattoos in dark green, symbol of union, stamina, strength and power.

Let us know if its a HIT or MISS 👇

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Oscar Vilhelmsson Ballon D’Or campaign starts here

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At the start of the year I picked out Traoré in a list of the best young players to watch in the Allsvenskan for @RankSquad, alongside the likes of Hugo Larsson (now at Frankfurt). You can find out about the others still playing in Sweden here: https://t.co/cb7IKgnkOZ

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🔴⚪️ Bénie Traoré is a stunning pickup for #sufc. He missed pretty much all of last season due to injury as #Häcken stormed to their first league title, but he has burst back into the side in 2023 like he never left.
Here’s a brief rundown on the latest signing for the Blades 🧵

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It’s important to bear in mind that Traoré is missing nearly a season of senior football that most other 20-year olds have due to injury last year. He’s superb, but will need some patience to achieve the full heights of his potential. At £4.5m, there’s no real risk here. 6/🧵