John Hartley

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@PhillipAdams_1 The distance from the tip of your fuck-you finger to the sore bone in the middle of your arm (sorry to hear about the arthritis). I think there’s an assumption you are the same basic dimensions as an ancient Egyptian

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@osinachi44 “The head of the House of Windsor cannot sit on a foreign throne“ read “That piece of ironmongery looks [royal expletive] uncomfortable “

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It is the anniversary of the internet at the Australian Open. 30 years ago @IBM created the first website for the @AustralianOpen. It took a few days for the live scores to make onto the site. A cantankerous Turbo Pascal app fed an uncooperative Perl script to show live scores

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@OzKitsch Is there perchance, a Big Potato?

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@dieworkwear What Derek neglects to point out is that the hard labour component of the sentencing includes 8 hours a day assembling non-IKEA flat pack furniture…

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@CatWorkers Cat Flat Pack Service (tm). I will assemble your furniture as long as I get to keep the box - and the polystyrene

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@Oracle_of_Oz @RowdyRe80996794 And “Crazy Date” or was that synchronised swimming?

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@AAPforNewIndia @TheCinesthetic

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@fascinatefeed @physicsvids_ AC maybe, but but as an Australian living next to the bush I see fire mitigation. Ideally with its own pump and independent water supply.

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@sarahvmac Wasn’t the poster in colour or is that my aging imagination?

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@stilgherrian ChatGPT or some of your more whimsy work?
P.S. my great grandmother used to swear by laudanum…

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@BaronvonKlar It’s a technique called ’Fargo’

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@madconnaughton This tweet is going straight to the poolroom

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QF448 and SQ222 were within 40m of occupying the same runway. QF448 is going round. @SydneyAirport is this common

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@s_palm @jjjove @cathywilcox1 I thought it was Marvin “Beefmaster” Gaye...

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@shhartley Thanks @SydneyWaterNews

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@emmahartleyy1 @shhartley Sign me up. I can’t fight the goat.

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@FerozJinnah @Calvinn_Hobbes The Calvin and Hobbes movie would be a wonderful feel-good flick but I’m waiting for the much much darker “Death of a Snowman” @Calvinn_Hobbes

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@nswarchives Bugger

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@nswarchives Flyover