johnny

[johnny @john_hendon74]

No friends puke alone

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Joe Biden traded a guy called “The Merchant of Death,” for a WNBA player. And left a US marine behind in Russian prison in the process. Biden’s a complete and total disaster on everything.

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

Happy Halloween! Do you respect wood? I revere wood.

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety >>>>

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Jeffrey Dahmer having the same dad as Brennan and Dale got me all messed up.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

me and the fellas got so drunk last night we paid the Uber driver cash to drive us around looking for whoever killed OJ simpsons wife. We drove around for almost 4 hours. Didnt find the killer

[Blacky Speakz @BlackySpeakz]

J. Cole hate never made sense to me tbh.

[Rick Wandji @RickayDW]

Her to the queen

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

So proud of OJ for returning to LA even though the guy that killed his wife is still out there. Extremely brave 👏👏 what a king

[Dave Rappoccio @DrawPlayDave]

The Queen dies the same day football returns, America is back, baby

[YNW Mel Blanc @EricTrillman_]

British people gotta watch us laugh at the queen and play football with our hands tonight it’s gotta feel like 1776

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

the Queen when she runs into Kobe

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

that co-worker beef ain’t got no age limit

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

fucked around n wasted all my sick days now i gotta call in dead

[Ghetto JJ @ghettoJJmac]

Dudes be like “I’m not gay” then go and put on a Green Bay Packers jersey.

[† @HoodiHachimura]

Tyler Herro and Jimmy Butler

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Let me guess. Around October?

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

whoever keeping arizona tea at 99 cents need to run our economy

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

fleetwood mac implies the existence of fleetwood dennis, fleetwood charlie, fleetwood dee, and fleetwood frank