John Benedict Hilarious

—Spookbuster
—Mystical Anarch
—Amusing Warrior Poet
—Enhanced with Chronic Pain
—Consciousness Hijacking a Meat Body
—God Is Gracious, Blessed, Hilarious

[John Benedict Hilarious @john_hilarious]

The voice you read me by is your own—keep that in mind when you find yourself reacting to its inflection.

[John Benedict Hilarious @john_hilarious]

@LeafandThistle I crashed and burned and I still haven't got the garden all planted. Ouf. Almost there. Must meet objective at all costs.

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@LizzyStarrrdust Pedestrians be like.

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Humans love flowers because flowers are sexual organs. Fucking buncha perverts.

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@Rianstone A nice dead person.

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@TWilsonOttawa How far will the infection spread?

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Despite being a hardened mofo, this smoke is pretty fucking brutal. All my garden plants have ash all over them. Urgh.

Fuck the submarines. Canada needs water bombers.

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@ryangerritsen

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@MVdlJCardinal "Woof!" I yelled out. That's when she turned around. The dog just kept on driving.

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Ouf. La vie est dure.

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@MVdlJCardinal @davelz They're on radio with the other train from what I gathered.

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@ryangerritsen Are they all high as fuck?

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@UltimoLegend Constipated people feeling relief for the first time in years gonna fucking feel bummed out.

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@DeTocqueville14 Could be supper.

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@YukonStrong Pierre will keep walking on eggshells and enabling the dysfunctional abusive family that has become known as Canada.

[John Benedict Hilarious @john_hilarious]

In ancient Olympic games, athletes competed in the nude. It ought to be so today.

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@holisticbaddie That's what she said to Samson.

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@Rach_the_Rivetr @dogscantwhistle Tie pillow to cousin.

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@LizzyStarrrdust I'm the smartest dumbass around.

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@Rianstone Fuck this racism crap. I'm all for the culturalism.

Some cultures are way better than other cultures.

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@ryangerritsen Are they all high as fuck or what.